Operation: Space Valet

Snakey

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just thinking about how long we could hold a huge-ass UEE ship like a Bengal for before they crush our insignificant rebellion when I had the idea,

if we can find systems in-game, should we use a TEST-found system to smuggle rare, stolen ships which will be extremely hard to hold in registered space and keep them is some sort of space dock until they can be repaired, manned and sent out to destroy suns?

I came to the conclusion that the answer is yes!

Steps to achieving 72 auroras in Valhalla:
  1. Find a system
  2. Crash into (and optionally capture) a large UEE cap ship
  3. Legit out of the system and into our secret hidy worm hole
  4. repair it, paint it, kiss it, man it
  5. kick it (metaphorically or literally) through the hole (heeheheh, hole)
  6. world domination
  7. profit?
This way we don't awaken ADI from their intergalactic safe-space (aka their HQ) and get 2,300 angry, mid-life simulator enthusiasts firing reddit and RSI forum posts about "how our mods caused us to get a bengal" as they try to make the 'verse up-vote their bs by trying to stop the will of our lord montoya (blessed be thy name).

Oh, and so we avoid taking the UEE equivalent of american airlines back into our hidy (worm) hole ;D

from there we can finally achieve our dreams of crashing 1,000,000 auroras into the sun

Here's a high-tech representation of the mission
View: https://youtu.be/aSO9OFJNMBA?t=1m38s

 

maynard

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...This way we don't awaken ADI from their intergalactic safe-space (aka their HQ) and get 2,300 angry, mid-life simulator enthusiasts firing reddit and RSI forum posts about "how our mods caused us to get a bengal" as they try to...
I live to get ADI's panties in a bunch
 

Han Burgundy

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I like the idea! Have they said we would be able to move the bengal while its damaged? I'd bet one of the mechanics of the mini-game that is capturing the ship will be that you have to get it repaired and moving before another org can swoop in and take it from you. That means it would need an around the clock presence by our guys, just to keep it in our own hands. I, for one, would be down for some camping if it got me and my mates access to a flying city.
 

Snakey

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I like the idea! Have they said we would be able to move the bengal while its damaged? I'd bet one of the mechanics of the mini-game that is capturing the ship will be that you have to get it repaired and moving before another org can swoop in and take it from you. That means it would need an around the clock presence by our guys, just to keep it in our own hands. I, for one, would be down for some camping if it got me and my mates access to a flying city.
yeah, there would be a bit of jump point camping, for example stopping explorers form leaving (if by the odd chance someone else finds it) or ADI Spais
 
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DcTrojan72

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bahahaha!! that high tech diagram of da plan is perfect.. surely nothing can go right... errr... wrong with such tactics!. By Lord Montoya's Will be done. His Eternal Guiding Light guiding me through the Valley of ADI as i deliver Das Beer. (will finish my Montoya Prayer after i finish my 25 Hail Montoya's and sacrifice 1000 beers ((drink them of course)) to his Holy Name) by Montoya the Father, His Son, and my Rock Boss... Cheers
 

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bahahaha!! that high tech diagram of da plan is perfect.. surely nothing can go right... errr... wrong with such tactics!. By Lord Montoya's Will be done. His Eternal Guiding Light guiding me through the Valley of ADI as i deliver Das Beer. (will finish my Montoya Prayer after i finish my 25 Hail Montoya's and sacrifice 1000 beers ((drink them of course)) to his Holy Name) by Montoya the Father, His Son, and my Rock Boss... Cheers
Such a beautiful prayer. The TESTies Prayer.
*sniffle* it brings a tear to my eye.
 

Han Burgundy

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:') next step.. turn this beligerent cult into a beligerent religion mwahaha we must show those heathen ADI the light of our Lord and Brew Master Montoya!
Does that mean we wont have to pay taxes anymore? If so, I'm in. All hail Montoya!
 

Blind Owl

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Does that mean we wont have to pay taxes anymore? If so, I'm in. All hail Montoya!
No taxes?
Fuck yeah I'm in.
All hail the great brew master!
Yes.. the only taxes and tiths that shall be collected will be the tears and salt of the heathens and heretics outside of TEST lol
Tears...
Can we use those to brew?
Lol this shit post may be so hilariously epic, i have to create its on thread for it :p
Do it.
 
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maynard

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there will be taxes

I guarantee it

"If you do not have an Aurora, one will be issued to you."

do you really think Dear Leader is gonna buy all those Auroras out of his own pocket?

the whole idea behind forming a cult is to separate the suckers true believers from their money
 
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Mog_No_1

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No taxes? So the two life guarantees were a lie all this time? Taxes and death? o_O

DRINK FROM THE TESTIE CHALICE OF ETERNAL LIFE! :rolleyes:




PS....I'm always into doing stuff and shit, especially before someone else does stuff and shit to me. Bring on the Bengal heist! :D
 
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DcTrojan72

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there will be taxes

I guarantee it

"If you do not have an Aurora, one will be issued to you."

do you really think Dear Leader is gonna buy all those Auroras out of his own pocket?

the whole idea behind forming a cult is to separate the suckers true believers from their money
Ahh but this is Test everything we do goes against such normative thinking.. but fine if we must collect anything it will be thr tears of our enemies, so that we may brew the most holiest of brews.
 
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