Alright you all can blame of thank @Snakey for getting this idea in my head with his "Lord Montoya (Blessed be thy name)"
After some recent shit posting it accrued to me, we here in TEST admire, honor, and proclaim our loyalty to our Glorious Leader. His growing presence on the global scene clearly has every other world leader trembling in fear. But why should we Testies, as Glorious Leader's devote followers, allow him to stop at such a trivial position. Our Lord Montoya is clearly ment to, and will be the God Emperor of Mankind. Now you war hammer 40k fans out there should start to see the vision forming in my head at this time. We, the loyal and devote followers must raise our dearest leader to the Throne which his tushy should rightly be seated upon.
So after much time carefully working this out ( and several beers later) that our proper system of beliefs be set up similar to the "Imperial Cult" but our Cult of Montoya shall be so much more. Montoya the God Emperor, shall be seated in his Glorious Throne atop a soaring mountain of empty beer cans, where He presides over His drunken Empire. Next we have the Primarchs, who assist our Lord Montoya in the oversight and ruling of us drunkards. These roles are filled by officers such as Rock Boss Sunder, and several others (who we shall go on a glorious crusade to find just cuz i said so :P ). The Inquisition role is clearly filled by our most zealous Moderators.
Now, those of you who are paying attention to detail and would point out we here at TEST are waay to Hedonistic to even consider thinking of our Cult could function in such a way. I say unto you now, Drink more and it will all make more sense to you. Also Slaneesh wishes he could have as much fun as we do here. And while this is simply the roughest of rough drafts for our Cult, and because we are Testies who will do what we want just cuz, this is open for much further refinement. That being said, the corruption and usage of anything and everything from other religions should and SHALL be used in the glorification of our Lord Montoya (Blessed be His name) and also be as offensive as possible to all those uptight skirts in the Verse who have yet to be brought into the guiding light of Test and our Blessed Lord. -Cheers-
After some recent shit posting it accrued to me, we here in TEST admire, honor, and proclaim our loyalty to our Glorious Leader. His growing presence on the global scene clearly has every other world leader trembling in fear. But why should we Testies, as Glorious Leader's devote followers, allow him to stop at such a trivial position. Our Lord Montoya is clearly ment to, and will be the God Emperor of Mankind. Now you war hammer 40k fans out there should start to see the vision forming in my head at this time. We, the loyal and devote followers must raise our dearest leader to the Throne which his tushy should rightly be seated upon.
So after much time carefully working this out ( and several beers later) that our proper system of beliefs be set up similar to the "Imperial Cult" but our Cult of Montoya shall be so much more. Montoya the God Emperor, shall be seated in his Glorious Throne atop a soaring mountain of empty beer cans, where He presides over His drunken Empire. Next we have the Primarchs, who assist our Lord Montoya in the oversight and ruling of us drunkards. These roles are filled by officers such as Rock Boss Sunder, and several others (who we shall go on a glorious crusade to find just cuz i said so :P ). The Inquisition role is clearly filled by our most zealous Moderators.
Now, those of you who are paying attention to detail and would point out we here at TEST are waay to Hedonistic to even consider thinking of our Cult could function in such a way. I say unto you now, Drink more and it will all make more sense to you. Also Slaneesh wishes he could have as much fun as we do here. And while this is simply the roughest of rough drafts for our Cult, and because we are Testies who will do what we want just cuz, this is open for much further refinement. That being said, the corruption and usage of anything and everything from other religions should and SHALL be used in the glorification of our Lord Montoya (Blessed be His name) and also be as offensive as possible to all those uptight skirts in the Verse who have yet to be brought into the guiding light of Test and our Blessed Lord. -Cheers-
