Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Not a myth... Just don't expect anyone to do it for you... Start investing (carefully) as soon as possible.
Please don't like my thread-campaign
- Thread starter Shive
- Start date
Irishnutcase
Space Marshal
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I just did that and got so bored i joined the army
Wait, you invented a time machine and you got bored?
How the hell did you pulled that of?!
only so much to go back and see, and then theres what he probably saw in the future that he didnt like :o
I'm in. Woohoo.
You're a party pooper. You've changed Ducky. You've changed. ;)
He went back to 1942, but they didn't have video games. Boring!
Join the Army to change the future. Haha.
If there are no Cookies in the future, I don't want to go there.
You don't have to go. For the low low fee of one cookie per day, you can remain in the present for ever and ever.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I'll need to remember to ask the drill instructor if I'm allowed cookies during parade
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
This is admittedly a pretty dumb post so I will post it here.
From what I can tell, none of the motion capture actors, directors, or animators have ever mopped a floor in their life. The character is just smearing whatever crap is on the floor around and then wandering off with his wet mop dripping all over his supposedly "clean" floor.
@22:24
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xy5pz7V7rI
Muh immersion is kaput.
When mopping, mop in a figure 8 so you are keeping the crap you are cleaning captured in the mop! Carry your wet mop in the bucket! These NPCs are total slobs!
From what I can tell, none of the motion capture actors, directors, or animators have ever mopped a floor in their life. The character is just smearing whatever crap is on the floor around and then wandering off with his wet mop dripping all over his supposedly "clean" floor.
@22:24
Muh immersion is kaput.
When mopping, mop in a figure 8 so you are keeping the crap you are cleaning captured in the mop! Carry your wet mop in the bucket! These NPCs are total slobs!
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Those of us who have janitorialled are disgusted! FIX THE MOPPING FIX THE MOPPING !
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
If I saw anyone mopping like that on my boat, I'd immediately have them airlocked as a suspected Cylon because they definitely weren't cleaning!
Testie Wars (Special fox edition)
Episode 1. the beginning
In the future... Nazi's from space will help foxes to dominate the world... Foxes invaded the whole earth and every human became a slave, expect the drunk ppl (so test squadron members are not slaves) After that II. Adolfy Foxy started the fox space program whit a huge succes foxes built the first space battleship whit the help of the Test squadron engineers. After that, the Cats from the mars declared war on us beacuse we were to agresive... It was a bad decision ... We managed to destroy Mars's cat population . Mars was renamed to Test Planet. And the only dring there is beer. And every ppl/fox on the mars can have a free Aurora from the government. Test planet became and indepent country and thier territory was the mars.
Episode 2. Attack of the vandull dogs (Comming soon)
Yes I'm bored pff...
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
You can play a space foxes in Stellaris
Was on the edge of my seat the whole time :O
How does this thread have 463 pages? Can anyone give me a quick plot summary? Like, say @CrudeSasquatch? Didn't you do the awesome one in the TQR thread?
Edit: He is not available right now is he?
Edit: He is not available right now is he?
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Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
You need this: https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
The shit post thread (Formally known as
Please don't like my thread-campaign):
TLDR version
@Shive creates the thread with the point of this thread is to make a post that nobody will like. The winner is the person with ZERO LIKES
Fun days are had. 2015 is full of promise. The thread grows, and likes are spread. Eventually it dies Oct 22, 2015...
Then @EpilepticCricket and @NaffNaffBobFace combine forces and use the divine NECROMANCY to raise the thread in February of 2016. New jokes are thrown in, new LIKES are thrown down to stop anyone from winning....
Chaos ensues. Shit is posted, thrown, spread on toast, and sprayed across the ceiling. @Blind Owl developes a weaponized shit cannon. @Beerjerker swaps out a KEG on his Beerfarer for a cistern with a pressurized nozzle.
@The Fox feeds ex-lax to his hound.
@CrudeSasquatch finds as many pictures of women jogging as possible
@Varku starts baking cookies.
The LIKE system on the testsquadron.com forum collapses under the weight of their combined Shit.
Eventually the Shit coalesces into a new form, the S.H.I.T.P.O.S.T. Division of TEST SQUADRON BEST SQUARDON!
Montoya and Seung are contacted by panicking administrators.
Probably @mromutt and @Knax who said something like....
@mromutt "THEY'VE SPREAD THE S.H.I.T. TOO FAR!"
@Knax WE MUST STOP IT! THE "LIKE" SYSTEM IS DESTROYED!"
@mromutt "THERE'S TOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUUCH S.HHHHHHH.I.T.
@SeungRyul replies "At least the S.H.I.T. is contained in that one thread.... imagine what would happen if we shut it down! There will be S.H.I.T. in every other post! NO THREAD WOULD BE SAFE!"
And then @Montoya said "Why are you worried about the LIKE system anyways? What are you? Narcissists? Go Join ADI you rule abiding wankers!"
(I have no idea how they actually replied, but we're still here, so it had to have been something like that).
The forum is safe, for the time being, as we contain the maximum shit levels to this thread....
occasionally there is a breach (every day), but not to the extent it could be.... (Only 1/3 threads is affected).
The Galaxy of TEST waits with baited breath.... Will the S.H.I.T. containment hold?
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