Unwanted responsibly

Ltwoffy

Captain
Oct 10, 2015
5
14
185
RSI Handle
Woffy
A great injustice has befallen me my fellows.
My name is Ltwoffy, a fine name I may add.
It's a Name that carry both my name and rank of desire.
But when I checked my listing/Acc I had a unexpected promotion to captain. O the horror. I can't handle this extra responsibly and the possibility of needing to change my name to Cptwoffy So please admirals I beg you for a demotion back to lieutenant in the most dishonourable way as to prevent unexpected future promotions
Ty
 

Blind Owl

Hallucinogenic Owl
Donor
Nov 27, 2015
20,862
73,607
3,160
RSI Handle
BlindOwl
No but I can ban him? Pretty please?
Haha. You're asking me? Ummmmm....
*starts sweating under the immense pressure*
No.
We like people.
Especially ones who dislike responsibility. They follow orders.
They are good for crashing into the sun. Repeatedly.
Also, LTs are know to be the absolute best of the best when it comes to fucking stuff up. So yeah, he should stay.
I do fully support his demotion though, but because that's not doable, let's just eliminate his rank altogether.
Custom title.
"space janitor woffy"
 

SeungRyul

Spreader of Truth / Master of Hamsters
Staff member
Donor
Oct 30, 2013
2,341
5,154
2,930
RSI Handle
Citizen404
Haha. You're asking me? Ummmmm....
*starts sweating under the immense pressure*
No.
We like people.
Especially ones who dislike responsibility. They follow orders.
They are good for crashing into the sun. Repeatedly.
Also, LTs are know to be the absolute best of the best when it comes to fucking stuff up. So yeah, he should stay.
I do fully support his demotion though, but because that's not doable, let's just eliminate his rank altogether.
Custom title.
"space janitor woffy"
Fine :(
 

Carlos Spicyweiner

Space Marshal
Donor
Oct 14, 2015
1,376
5,119
2,900
RSI Handle
DMGunslinger
Let this serve as a warning, in TEST Squardon, avoiding responsibility may become cause for sudden and frequent promotions. The only way to avoid this sorry state of affairs is to take on added responsibility and do a good job. For example, Glorious Leader Montoya holds the lowest rank in the org: Glorious Leader. Works his ass off, doesn't get paid, and everybody bitches and moans to him! And SeungRyul:
Spreader of Truth / Master of Hamsters, NOBODY likes a guy who tells the ugly, unvarnished truth about everyone and everything, AND is in charge of a bunch of smelly little rodents!
 

BUTUZ

Space Marshal
Donor
Apr 8, 2016
3,409
11,409
2,850
RSI Handle
BUTUZ
A great injustice has befallen me my fellows.
My name is Ltwoffy, a fine name I may add.
It's a Name that carry both my name and rank of desire.
But when I checked my listing/Acc I had a unexpected promotion to captain. O the horror. I can't handle this extra responsibly and the possibility of needing to change my name to Cptwoffy So please admirals I beg you for a demotion back to lieutenant in the most dishonourable way as to prevent unexpected future promotions
Ty
It's ok it's a field promotion as the current captain appears drunk an inept. You won't have to change your name, it won't be permanent, just till he sobers up.

Welcome by the way Captain!! Er... I mean Lt
 

DarthMatter

Space Marshal
Jul 18, 2016
1,437
6,351
2,560
RSI Handle
DarthMatter
It's ok it's a field promotion as the current captain appears drunk an inept. You won't have to change your name, it won't be permanent, just till he sobers up.
Wait... our captains can be sober...?

HERESY!!
 
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