Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
You mad scientist types probably got to worry more about hungry crows.If I remember correctly... he was cursed by the Gods to push it forever. And I ain't messing with curses made by the Olympian Gods.
Pissing them off is how you get turned into Medusa.
Getting fucked by them is how you get the Minotaur... among other things...
So no way to win if they start taking interest in you...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus