SpaceX... do you work there?

[Xian-Luc Picard]

I am going to be in LA next month for a conference and was wondering if anyone on here works at SpaceX. A tour would fulfill one of my life goals... seriously... but apparently you have to know someone who works there to get one. :(

So if there *is* someone, and they are gracious enough to fulfill my request, I would be forever in your debt.

 

[maynard]

I'd be surprised if no one at CIG had connections to real rocket scientists, hit 'em up

 

[Han Burgundy]

Hi,
My Name is Elon and I am positively delighted that you are showing interest in a tour of my facility. If you can meet me behind the burger king on 5th and Main, I can give you a tour. NO COPS. They're...uh...they're not allowed in the factory. Look for the van that says "Vinny's Inflatable Castles" (That was the original name for SpaceX, fun fact) Oh, and don't tell your family where you're headed. It ruins the surprise. Also: You have both kidneys, right? Its important. For space stuff.

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

Hi,
My Name is Elon and I am positively delighted that you are showing interest in a tour of my facility. If you can meet me behind the burger king on 5th and Main, I can give you a tour. NO COPS. They're...uh...they're not allowed in the factory. Look for the van that says "Vinny's Inflatable Castles" (That was the original name for SpaceX, fun fact) Oh, and don't tell your family where you're headed. It ruins the surprise. Also: You have both kidneys, right? Its important. For space stuff.

You forgot to ask for my social security number and mother's maiden name... amateur.

 

[Han Burgundy]

You forgot to ask for my social security number and mother's maiden name... amateur.

The amateur move is in assuming I don't already have that info...

 

[Stevetank]

The amateur move is in assuming I don't already have that info...

Hey, can I have my kidney back? They aren't regrowing like you said they would. Also, I got a ladder and searched the whole area. I still can't find where they wrote 'gullible'.

 

[Guss De Blöd]

So close, I work for Space Y .
It's a different project where instead of trying to land our rocket to re-use it, we send twice the amount of rocket and make them collide mid-air.

Also, we do that in Kerbal Space Program, because apparently there's no point of doing it IRL.

 

[supitza]

Also, we do that in Kerbal Space Program, because apparently there's no point of doing it IRL.

Everyone knows the earth is flat and there's no space. Only... firmament? or something.

 

[thanatos73]

Wait, I thought we lived in a computer program.... So that would make AC and SM a game within a game WITHIN A GAME!!???

 

[DarkSnake]

I don't but I have a friend who does (good friend with a guy who got his PHD in Aerospace Engineering, so I know some of his friends as well). I'd ask him, but it'd be weird to be like, "Hey, can you give this guy I don't know a tour."

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

I don't but I have a friend who does (good friend with a guy who got his PHD in Aerospace Engineering, so I know some of his friends as well). I'd ask him, but it'd be weird to be like, "Hey, can you give this guy I don't know a tour."

I'm cool... @Han Burgundy can vouch for me... but I don't know if I would trust *him* so.....

 

[Han Burgundy]

I'm cool... @Han Burgundy can vouch for me... but I don't know if I would trust *him* so.....

He's lying to you, @DarkSnake. He's a bad dude. I once saw him leave a puppy at a Nickleback concert.

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

He's lying to you, @DarkSnake. He's a bad dude. I once saw him leave a puppy at a Nickleback concert.

How *dare* you accuse me of going to a Nickelback concert!

 

[Printimus]

So when can we kick off this kidna.......tour?

 

[Guss De Blöd]

Don't be like that, give a tour to every testie !

 

[Murderer]

There's a job for a cafeteria porter on the careers page. I'll assume you could pretend to be applying for a position

 

[Stevetank]

I'm self employed with my fleet rental. (￣︶￣)ψ