Jesus told me to join

Mihalcea Paul

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Jun 10, 2017
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johnbalaurusnow
I had a vision last night, Jesus came to me in a bright light and told me that I must join this group of star citizen degenerates as to avoid getting the nasty shits for 5 years.
I promised Jesus that I would find you , so here I am ready to not shit blood for 5 years and discover space with "promising young minds". So let us cleanse the galaxy of space AIDS and shit on other organizations in the process.

Also the Lord has bestowed upon me a Sabre and polaris for future endeavors.

Peace be with you
 

CrudeSasquatch

Space Marshal
Jan 1, 2016
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CrudeSasquatch
I should've played harder to get in my contract negotiations...

Welcome to TEST Squardon!
After 5 years with us, you may think that shitting blood was a better deal. :grinning:

Welcome to TEST SQUADRON.
Oh that's why that's happening eh? Good good I thought it was from too much cheese and granola
 
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