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CrudeSasquatch

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He's younger. But yeah, he's taller. I'm heavier. He's smarter. I'm more social. He's blonde-ish, I'm bald. I have successfully procreated. He's banged a few bears.
You know there's a new bear hybrid right?

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Wait.... Sasquatch is blonde?

AND HE'S THE SMART ONE?

So why hasn't all of Canada fallen in love with this guy?
I fart on a first date
HE'S the smart one?!?!

My world is upside down...
Pfffffft Australian!
I know, right? He can out smash us AND out smart us.... the horror...
Put me in the woods with a hatchet and I'll have the WiFi up in a couple days. And there will be a lot of confused sexually satiated bears.
Canadian Super Soldier!

They survive on beer and maple syrup! We're doomed!
Making me hungry
Meh, he's really nice. He IS Canadian after all. I wouldn't worry too much.
I wouldn't even hurt a fly. Unless it was on the back of a bear. Then it's squished
 

Stevetank

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You know there's a new bear hybrid right?


My entire class liked this post

I fart on a first date

Pfffffft Australian!

Put me in the woods with a hatchet and I'll have the WiFi up in a couple days. And there will be a lot of confused sexually satiated bears.

Making me hungry

I wouldn't even hurt a fly. Unless it was on the back of a bear. Then it's squished
Cool guy
Safe fly
Wifi?

He's got it all.
 

Blind Owl

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You know there's a new bear hybrid right?


My entire class liked this post

I fart on a first date

Pfffffft Australian!

Put me in the woods with a hatchet and I'll have the WiFi up in a couple days. And there will be a lot of confused sexually satiated bears.

Making me hungry

I wouldn't even hurt a fly. Unless it was on the back of a bear. Then it's squished
You rattled off these answers like you're on a smoke break between classes.
That makes it worse! I can't compete with that! I'm calling for a nerf. No OP Sasquatches.
I'll get hold of the developers, see if they can institute a nerf.
"Hey mom, dad..."
Cool guy
Safe fly
Wifi?

He's got it all.
Except you Steve. He doesn't have you.
 
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Stevetank

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You rattled off these answers like you're on a smoke break between classes.

I'll get hold of the developers, as if they can institute a nerf.
"Hey mom, dad..."

Except you Steve. He doesn't have you.
I accepted a bribe for real maple syrup last week from Sasquatch. You can't find that stuff in Arizona and I have pancakes I gotta eat. He got me too :(
 
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