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Blind Owl

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I accepted a bribe for real maple syrup last week from Sasquatch. You can't find that stuff in Arizona and I have pancakes I gotta eat. He got me too :(
Meh, being got by the Squatch ain't so bad. At least he's warm.

Also - You need real maple syrup? We don't even buy the shit here. Mrs Owl's uncle taps an entire grove of maples just outside of town. Fuck paying, I get the real deal fresh and free. Haha. Ahahaha. aaaaahAHAHAHAA. MWAHAHAHAHA
On the subject of maple syrup. What kind should I go for?

Light? Medium? Dark? Flavored? Alcoholic?

Teach me oh wise @Blind Owl and @CrudeSasquatch!
Hmmmm.
HMMMM.
I think what you should do is buy them all and mix it into your whiskey
What @CrudeSasquatch said. Do all the things.

Wait, instead, post a thread. Put in a poll. Vacillate back and forth on whether you want to try each of the types. Ask everyone else for their opinion. Create discussion.

Then have an epiphany, and come to realize that there is no light/medium/dark/flavoured/alcoholic maple syrup. There is just maple syrup, and how you decide to USE that maple syrup is what will define it for you. After your mind has been blown, sit down, and start thinking about how you really want to use the syrup going forward.
I'd go for the heavy or fighter-bomber syrup. They are superior in every way.
But are they capable of soaking multiple pancakes? Maybe you need to thin that shit our so it goes further.
My heavy bomber hot sauce is pretty potent.
Don't touch your penis after trying a dab off of your finger. TRUST ME.
Make your bathroom look like WWII with just a tablespoon of this product.
St. Petersburgh, Dresden, London, or Hiroshima?
Also, spam all the things you say? @Blind Owl We have some epic spamming to do!!!!
But, but, I have ships to figure out!!!
 

DarthMatter

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You guys have been busy!
Posting all this shit while I just have my phone to type on. And even so I don't have time to be on my phone during this intense edumacation thing. :(
But I get to fly and train under water escape from a airplane.
 

Irishnutcase

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