They say "follow your dreams"...

[NaffNaffBobFace]

They say "follow your dreams"...

This morning I had a very very underwhelming dream, where I won £4 on a Lottery Scratch-card.

I thought dreams supposed to be spectacular where you get the jackpot, but this was such a vivid dream I was looking for the scratch-card earlier before I realised I had dreamed it.

Follow your dreamns... It was such a convincing yet crummy dream, it must be worth following, it couldn't possibly fail.

I made up my mind, I was going to do it, I was finally going to follow a dream... So, I went out about a half hour ago and bought a scratch-card from the local shop which is less than 100ft from my front door.

So did I win my £4?

Did I arse.

I didn't win a thing. And the scratch-card cost £2. In real terms I am down £6 on that dream.

Let this be a lesson to us all, if you are going to follow your dreams, follow the big ones: You may miss big, but it'll make a better story on the Internet than this one.

 

[Radegast74]

You should spend your money more wisely. In fact, I hear there is going to be a huge ship concept sale tomorrow...

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

You should spend your money more wisely. In fact, I hear there is going to be a huge ship concept sale tomorrow...

I'll try not to dream about it or I could be very disappointed ;)

 

[CGPepper]

I think you misunderstood, the poster reads "follow your drama"

 

[Talonsbane]

I'll try not to dream about it or I could be very disappointed ;)

As the book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states, "DON'T PANIC!"

 

[Printimus]

Lesson learned from @NaffNaffBobFace :
Give up on your dreams.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

As the book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states, "DON'T PANIC!"

Marvins poetry was beautiful:

"Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night

Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night"

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Lesson learned from @NaffNaffBobFace :
Give up on your dreams.

I was aiming for "Inflict your failures on others"

 

[Blind Owl]

 

[Printimus]

I was aiming for "Inflict your failures on others"

Ohhhhh, I think there's a south park song for that.

 

[Thugari]

STUPID DREAMS... We'll have our own dreams, with hookers an beer and blackjack. well forget the blackjack.

 

[BluePilote]

More beer, less dream...

 

[Blind Owl]

Ohhhhh, I think there's a south park song for that.

Hahahaha. I love that damn movie.
"And when those Canadians come charging at you with their hockey sticks and their beady little eyes . . . "

 

[Printimus]

Hahahaha. I love that damn movie.
"And when those Canadians come charging at you with their hockey sticks and their beady little eyes . . . "

we all know you get a hockey stick at birth in canada....

 

[Blind Owl]

we all know you get a hockey stick at birth in canada....

in-utero thank you very much.