Which TESTie was this?

[Xian-Luc Picard]

Don't be shy, we want to congratulate you on a job well done.

http://www.ktvq.com/story/36538459/wyoming-man-claims-to-be-time-traveler-warns-of-alien-invasion

 

[Han Burgundy]

A model citizen and Humanity's greatest herald from the future!

 

[Printimus]

A true hero in America's darkest hours!

 

[Takeiteasy]

Are you kidding???? There are 8,000 people who meet the criteria within TEST.

 

[DirectorGunner]

Drink... Drink and fly... but don't drink and drive

 

[Grimm_Reaper]

Lottery numbers, did he get the winning numbers so that we can fund Elon Musks Mars mission.

 

[CosmicTrader]

It's nice to know TEST SQUADRON is still going strong in 2048.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Are you kidding???? There are 8,000 people who meet the criteria within TEST.

The other 8,000 are currently asleep, but when they wake up....

 

[Fossiebear]

Hmm, why drink'n'drive if you could smoke'n'fly?

 

[Maxgerber5250]

Lottery numbers, did he get the winning numbers so that we can fund Elon Musks Mars mission.

yeah see it must have been a TESTie we forget to do all the important stuff, like lotto ticket numbers, stock tips, ball game winners, stuff like that.

 

[Injustice]

yeah see it must have been a TESTie we forget to do all the important stuff, like lotto ticket numbers, stock tips, ball game winners, stuff like that.

Pretty sure this guy probably just travels in time drinking beer, like a true TESTie!

 

[hardroc77]

I must confess. It wasn't me.
Although in another time....... maybe?

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

I time travel with beer all the time....
mostly into the future, where I ask the cab driver how I got into the cab, where he took me, and if I already paid...
then I wake up and it's the future!

 

[Ammorn]

See, the alcohol in your blood protects you from the energies from time travel so your blood doesn't boil. The drunker you are the more well protected you are for longer jumps in time. He had to drink that much to safely come back and warn us.

 

[maynard]

hi, I'm from the future and i'm here to help

 

[DirectorGunner]

hi, I'm from the future and i'm here to help

Did you bring pizza and beer? It's Sunday

 

[Phoos]

hi, I'm from the future and i'm here to help

Did our glorious aurora fleet rules the world in the future?

 

[Fossiebear]

Did our glorious aurora fleet rules the world in the future?

There isn't any other posibility!

 

[FZD]

Hmm, if you need to have alcohol in your blood to time travel, well, alcohol keeps your blood from freezing, so we can conclude that time travel cools your body down significantly?

Okey, whenever I went drinking, I used to call that "a networking event". Now I guess I can also call it "a preparation for a scientific experiment".

 

[Injustice]

For science!