corp offer

[Marcel Busse]

i know 2 german guys who want to act soley for us in scanning and debris recycling.

the actual offer is we get 10% for what scanned after we cleaned up.

what do you think?

 

[Printimus]

wut? is this for in SC?

 

[supitza]

i know 2 german guys who want to act soley for us in scanning and debris recycling.

the actual offer is we get 10% for what scanned after we cleaned up.

what do you think?

Wait... we, as in TEST, get 10% after doing all the work? Are they serious?

 

[Shinlen]

What do they mean by cleaning up?

 

[Ezz]

I'd say we clean them up and get 100%

 

[Printimus]

why would we outsource when we have plenty of testies who will do shit for free? Isnt that how a cult works?

 

[Marcel Busse]

no, they mean as much as they can collect with their cutlass in time and they give us 10% of it.

 

[Amon Morell]

Hahahahaha

 

[Takeiteasy]

I hope that's a typo and they scan and do the recycling and we get 10% as the cut for I don't know... Being in the org and any protection and other benefits that come from being part of our amazing organisation.

Coming to think of it do we even have benefits? Surely we have some.

 

[DontTouchMyHoHos]

Are they talking about doing it in our territory and they gave us 10%? 10% is stupid low, we need at least 400%.

 

[maynard]

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if you think TEST isn't going to tax us, the membership, I have a bridge I can sell you

where do you think 'Auroras for anyone who needs one' will come from?

here's how it's going to work:
large tax base funds ship replacement program
ship replacements for TEST ops encourages everyone to fleet up and fight
TEST wins all the things
our income grows more with control of space

our numbers will be a huge advantage

losers will whine, "unfair!"

but it's not CIG's job to create and foster the kind of culture that allows us to grow like we have

that's @Montoya 's doing

when other leaders with his skills come along, we will get some real competion

until then, the 'Verse is ours, baby!

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[Wolfy]

I honestly don't see an advantage in this. They can join TEST and get our support, but why would we outsource when we have a MASSIVE pool of ships, TESTies, and beer?

 

[Han Burgundy]

New offer: They Join TEST and we ALL get 10% of the profits.....or we can just....ya know...kill them and take it all.

 

[Toihva]

that's @Montoya 's doing

What is his doing? Ensuring beer and wenches for us all?

All seriousness Montoya, your Test videos sucked me in and having the time of my life with this scruffy bunch of nerf herders.

 

[DirectorGunner]

the actual offer is we get 10% for what scanned after we cleaned up.

IMO

 

[maynard]

...Montoya, your Test videos sucked me and having the time of my life...

you meant 'sucked me in', amirite?

edit: I see you fixed it

 

[Montoya]

i know 2 german guys who want to act soley for us in scanning and debris recycling.

the actual offer is we get 10% for what scanned after we cleaned up.

what do you think?

Counter offer.

We get 98%, they get 2%, and we let them live.

 

[Wolfy]

Counter offer.

We get 98%, they get 2%, and we let them live.

Respectfully Sir, that seems rather generous. Can we just take them to serve drinks on the Wet Wolfy?

 

[Montoya]

Respectfully Sir, that seems rather generous. Can we just take them to serve drinks on the Wet Wolfy?

That is also acceptable.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

How are two guys going to clean up after 14000 Testies?

Or do you mean they take our empty beer cans and they give us the nickels the recycling center gives them? I reckon one cutlass could haul away our daily empties, but they'd have to do it EVERY day or we'd get a backlog. And while they are at it they can become members of TEST for FREE, no membership charge.

Can't say fairer than that, FREE test membership!