ThomSirveaux
Space Marshal
I vote that we buy the org and absorb them into TEST.
No better leader than Glorious @Montoya, may he reign with grace.
We would welcome our purchased indentured slaves... er, brothers, into TEST with open arms and very, VERY strong shackles. The shackles are just to help with the transition, and for their safety while they acclimate to their new Aurora cockpits. Welding the Aurora closed just makes sure the oxygen doesn't escape during spaceflight. Also, setting the navigational computers on a collision course with the nearest CapShip, Sun, or Gas Giant/Space Station/Large ship/Small Ship/Piece of Debris is to help train them to obey orders and fly where we need them to. The injection of a cocktail of meth and cocaine is to help with their spacial awareness and keep them alert on the long journeys our new test pilots may have. Please ignore the eye wideners and looped films of monkeys doing strange things with inanimate objects, interspersed with images of graphic lovemaking between ADI and a certification.
TEST is honored to have this opportunity to bolster it's numbers with such amazing slaves... er, members. I would gladly put in the maximum number of dollars to help fund this ($5 is okay, right? That's the max?).
No better leader than Glorious @Montoya, may he reign with grace.
We would welcome our purchased indentured slaves... er, brothers, into TEST with open arms and very, VERY strong shackles. The shackles are just to help with the transition, and for their safety while they acclimate to their new Aurora cockpits. Welding the Aurora closed just makes sure the oxygen doesn't escape during spaceflight. Also, setting the navigational computers on a collision course with the nearest CapShip, Sun, or Gas Giant/Space Station/Large ship/Small Ship/Piece of Debris is to help train them to obey orders and fly where we need them to. The injection of a cocktail of meth and cocaine is to help with their spacial awareness and keep them alert on the long journeys our new test pilots may have. Please ignore the eye wideners and looped films of monkeys doing strange things with inanimate objects, interspersed with images of graphic lovemaking between ADI and a certification.
TEST is honored to have this opportunity to bolster it's numbers with such amazing slaves... er, members. I would gladly put in the maximum number of dollars to help fund this ($5 is okay, right? That's the max?).
