You do realize that this is TEST Squadron & that we are known for our wacky & crazy shenanigans, right? We take pride & enjoyment in finding every possible way to crash every vehicle possible in every possible manner, the more goofy the better. This being said, an offer like yours might end up rather expensive over time, or at a TEST Squadron LAN party event. There are 24 beers in a case. So if 10 members kamikaze their Auroras into a planet at the same time, 14 other members also get a free beer. Then they take the helm & do their part in the dive bombing. Rinse & repeat until nobody is sober enough to switch seats.