Russian Roulette Roster

[kiltedfrog]

Do you have a position where i can laze around? Perhaps I can be the Salacious Crumb to RussianJ's Jabba the Hutt.

You don't work, you don't drink.

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

You don't work, you don't drink.

Aye-aye sir, withholding grog from the slackers.

 

[svenrichter]

Aye-aye sir, withholding grog from the slackers.

All I do is play bass. I DONT HAVE A JOB!

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

Jeeze dude, I thought you knew; the band drinks for free.

 

[WhooptyWoo]

I see that bartender is already taken, but I know how important that role will be in the org. So I will be happy to bar-back if the position becomes available.

If not then red-shirt me!

 

[Vapsyvox]

You don't work, you don't drink.

Well, what does the support craft role involve?

 

[thanatos73]

Well, what does the support craft role involve?

Flying in drunken circles around the enemy ship, preferably in a brightly colored ship, to distract them. Makes it easier for our Aurora pilots to give out surprise SPACEHUGS!!!!!!!

 

[Annitias]

Flying in drunken circles around the enemy ship, preferably in a brightly colored ship, to distract them. Makes it easier for our Aurora pilots to give out surprise SPACEHUGS!!!!!!!

Space hugs are best hugs!

 

[Leatherneck]

Marine and Gladiator Pilot here. I'm qualified to shoot xenos, yell at stupid Marine wannabes (Drill Instructor), and make space wrecks out of xeno ships. I plan to regularly raid xeno space, so I can supply the ship with "confiscated" xeno booze as well. Also, as the most intentionally sober member of TEST, I am pretty sure I won't crash into the ship when docking my Gladiator.

I'm sure I'm well koalafied here:

 

[svenrichter]

Marine and Gladiator Pilot here. I'm qualified to shoot xenos, yell at stupid Marine wannabes (Drill Instructor), and make space wrecks out of xeno ships. I plan to regularly raid xeno space, so I can supply the ship with "confiscated" xeno booze as well. Also, as the most intentionally sober member of TEST, I am pretty sure I won't crash into the ship when docking my Gladiator.

I'm sure I'm well koalafied here:

pfffff Ultra Smurfs...

 

[CaptainRichard]

Well, what does the support craft role involve?

Providing the Javelin crew with craft beer. ;)

 

[thanatos73]

Ya know, I live down the street from a Tommyknockers brewery....just sayin'

 

[Vapsyvox]

I've figured it out, I'll be Support Craft and Court Jester at the same time!

 

[Preston]

I would like to apply to the position of Shooty Guy, with Redshirt or Nurse #3 as back ups if unavailable.

As you can see, here are my koalafications.

 

[Vapsyvox]

Vapsyvox (Aurora Ram Squad)

I disapprove, I fly nothing but the latest in missile/hauler/death trap tech, namely the Freelancer MIS.

 

[kiltedfrog]

I disapprove, I fly nothing but the latest in missile/hauler/death trap tech, namely the Freelancer MIS.

New Title updated.

 

[Annitias]

I do think we will have more shooty guy slots as there are more turrets than I have monocles.

 

[Black Sunder]

Russian, why is your cargo not filled with monocles?

 

[Civil Hypocricy]

XO= Executive Officer. Basically second in command. I'm the Iron Fist, RussianJ is the Velvet Glove.

And I'm the wrench! The really advanced space wrench that can do everything!

 

[Dortz]

And I'm the wrench! The really advanced space wrench that can do everything!

Did somebody say 'space wench'?