kiltedfrog
Commander
These are some really nice Koalafications you lads have got. I'll be doing my best to keep the roster up to date.
Russian Roulette Roster
- Thread starter Annitias
- Start date
I called a spot on the marine squad in Captain Richards Redeemer, assuming either that or the org Redeemer gets in there. Plus, if somehow, a group of pirates or other nere-do-wells breaks through the wall of auroras and boards the ship, I am well-acquainted with the most polite manners for greeting uninvited guests.
This would only be an alternate position though. I have my own toys to consider. If I'm not needed as a marine, I will help provide escort with my tali or other ship as I am available.
This would only be an alternate position though. I have my own toys to consider. If I'm not needed as a marine, I will help provide escort with my tali or other ship as I am available.
I would like to be a male nurse.
Qualifications: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Qualifications: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Lonestar the Kilrathi
Rear Admiral
let me know if you need a cat.
i promise i won't kill any humans you don't tell me too and i'm pretty much house broken.
i promise i won't kill any humans you don't tell me too and i'm pretty much house broken.
CrashMan054
Commander
I can uncross my eyes long enough to pull the trigger on a very large gun.
EDIT: Aww, lead shooty guy is taken.
EDIT: Aww, lead shooty guy is taken.
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Husker
Grand Admiral
I'll stop eating long enough to apply for a position aboard your fine ship.
Kualafications:
1. Have played various multiplayer ship bases games such as Star Wars Galaxies (had a YT-1300, and VT-Decimator both multiplayer ships), Guns of Icarus (mostly gunner, and engineer) Artemis bridge simulator (all crew positions mostly navigation)
2. Good team player
3. Ummm profit?
Seriously though I'd be open to just about any crew position you need as long as it's not the ships dick catcher or anything like that.
CrashMan054
Commander
Don't worry, I will soon reduce that number when they blow up in my face.
kiltedfrog
Commander
If you prove you are more Koalaified you could be the lead shooty guy and bump him down. Just show me your Koalifications before he shows his.
kiltedfrog
Commander
Husker
Grand Admiral
I was actually going to say Redeemer pilot! I figured it was spoken for already. Dick catcher first class I don't come cheap!
CrashMan054
Commander
kiltedfrog
Commander
CrashMan054
Commander
AntiSqueaker
Space Marshal
CrashMan054
Commander
Oh right, Koalafications:
1. I always played gunner in smaller scale gunships in PS2
2. I have great aim
3. I'm good at yelling at people
4. I'm also good at directing fire
1. I always played gunner in smaller scale gunships in PS2
2. I have great aim
3. I'm good at yelling at people
4. I'm also good at directing fire
Chief Science Officer + "chemical" engineer
I know how to use a computer and once took 11th grade Science. There was acid involved.
Man there are a lot of watermarked images of koalas.
I know how to use a computer and once took 11th grade Science. There was acid involved.
Man there are a lot of watermarked images of koalas.
CrashMan054
Commander
What exactly is an XO? Sounds like a hug that goes on too long...
Verticalmule
Space Marshal
is it assistant lead engineer or assistant to the lead engineer? Either way YAY!!!!