An Endeavor in Star Citizen

[Flipsie]

If thou hast not gleamed from the name of this faire thread, this shall be but a record of my beginning impressions of mine experiences in Star Citizen. In my endeavors to challenge the ability of mine foes in the Colosseum that is space. But in light of this, the Auroria is a poor choice to duel thine enemies. Methinks it is too quick to perish and can but bestow minimal effect in smiting an enemy . If thou hast a thought to be shared, or desire a conjuring of mine own imagination, please do not falter in your intent to beseech me. Until I may see thee again, adieu.

 

[maynard]

if you're sober enough to remember what you did in-game, how interesting will that be?

sort of a catch-22

 

[Huegpaynis]

I'm sorry, I forgot how to outmoded english in college. Can someone translate?

 

[Erroll]

He said he would like to touch your bottom.

 

[CrashMan054]

I plugged that into google translate and my computer caught on fire.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

... I speak jive...

 

[Flipsie]

If I'm not going to get promoted because of my terrible piloting skills then I will confuse the Admirals until they accidentally press the promote key while they try to figure out what I said. Fufufu!

 

[Flipsie]

Welp apparently this is not the guild to attempt to climb the ranks in, or so I've heard. In light of this I shall be moving my ambitions to a different guild. Do not misunderstand me, I am not leaving the guild, as every aspect of seriousness must be balanced with something more jovial, and this is my something more jovial. This will more than likely the last time you will hear any mention of my desire to climb the ranks, so expect more troll posts :P.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Welp apparently this is not the guild to attempt to climb the ranks in, or so I've heard. In light of this I shall be moving my ambitions to a different guild. Do not misunderstand me, I am not leaving the guild, as every aspect of seriousness must be balanced with something more jovial, and this is my something more jovial. This will more than likely the last time you will hear any mention of my desire to climb the ranks, so expect more troll posts :p.

I vote we space-keelhaul him...

 

[CrashMan054]

Throw him out the airlock with a supply of beer, that's the most humane thing to do.

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

Throw him out the airlock with a supply of beer, that's the most humane thing to do.

Since when were we humane? But you're right, there's nothing to be done for him.

 

[CrashMan054]

Since when were we humane? But you're right, there's nothing to be done for him.

We aren't any descriptive word. We're TEST; we defy description. We're just too awesome to be summed up with one word.

 

[Liquor_and_ores]

throwing beer out into space is a punishable crime

 

[CrashMan054]

throwing beer out into space is a punishable crime

Not if someone drinks it while in space! :D

 

[Erroll]

Since when were we humane? But you're right, there's nothing to be done for him.

Best sig in test. Nice job!

 

[Erroll]

Throw him out the airlock with a supply of beer, that's the most humane thing to do.

How is that humane? That's a terrible thing to do to beer.

 

[CrashMan054]

How is that humane? That's a terrible thing to do to beer.

He has a point. Let's throw him out with some sparkling cider.

 

[DcTrojan72]

He must not have seen how the Test command structure works on the CIG Test page...