Youtube was having issues, looks like everything is back up now.
It has come to light that the issue was all of the emails flying around Youtube HQ slowing the servers down. I can leak now that the prepared response to your video intro, from Youtube itself, is going to be:
"Yo dawg, wut wut wut da whack? Biggidybong - Shizzle brambda didcot!"
Which translates to something like:
"Greetings middle-aged male of suburban origins, you may have missed the mark on the recommended youth-centric intro, try again if you want to be 'down with the kids' my good man."
I think they've been haning out with youful content-creators too long... but you've got to give it to youth-speak, you can say definitely say more in fewer words, maybe that's the point of it?
[YOUTHCENTRIC EFFICIENCY INTENSIFIES]