Buddy System

[ElChap0]

Ok... Found this distrurbing photo on the Google machine.. who went out drinking and did not come back with their Drinking Buddy?

 

[marcsand2]

it wasn't me... I think... I can't recall

 

[Deroth]

Where're @Blind Owl and @CrudeSasquatch?

 

[Blind Owl]

Where're @Blind Owl and @CrudeSasquatch?

We have no idea where we are on the best of days. I still have no clue whats going on. That's why I'm a perfect fit for military intelligence. Haha

 

[Black Sunder]

Always remember to have a designated driver.

 

[ElChap0]

I've been left behind by my drinking buddy in Singapore. How to fail a fellow Testie..."You had a glass of tequila and said you were in good hands. So I left"

 

[Shadow Reaper]

That's just Owl. He sleeps like that when he's had almost enough to drink.

 

[Blind Owl]

That's just Owl. He sleeps like that when he's had almost enough to drink.

I resent resemble this comment.

 

[Xious]

A man 's got to know his limitations...

 

[Blind Owl]

A man 's got to know his limitations...

What's a "limitation"?

 

[Printimus]

Drink in three's, so when you lose one, you can still say you have your drinking buddy!

 

[SoloFlyer]

at least someone had the courtesy to turn him over so he doesn't choke on his own vomit

 

[Ammorn]

A man 's got to know his limitations...

What are limitations?

 

[ZhaneTJonez]

Hey all, Might of been this guy who did it, I blame the Lorville Security. lol

 

[Shadow Reaper]

What's a "limitation"?

That's like when the bartender tries to cut you off and doesn't know you already stole a bottle of tequila, so you don't care. But you're "limited" to tequila.

 

[Deroth]

What's a "limitation"?

What are limitations?

Examples:

1. Passed out so you can no longer drink
2. You wake up in your bed with a woman that isn't your wife and your wife is standing over you with rage in her eyes and a weapon in her hands

 

[MikeNificent]

I learned long ago from an acquaintance that when planning an outing where the potential for getting black out drunk is high, at least one person in the group should bring a full backpack. It can be full of pillows, so long as the shape is there. Anyway when one of you passes out and may end up choking on vomit, you put the backpack on the passed out individual. There is no way that person can roll onto their back and choke with a backpack on. No babysitting required. You're welcome.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by The Drunken College Students of America.

 

[Blind Owl]

That's like when the bartender tries to cut you off and doesn't know you already stole a bottle of tequila, so you don't care. But you're "limited" to tequila.

Hmmm, I think I can learn to live with this kind of "limitation".

Examples:

1. Passed out so you can no longer drink
2. You wake up in your bed with a woman that isn't your wife and your wife is standing over you with rage in her eyes and a weapon in her hands

Jesus fucking Christ that's a terrifying thought!!


I mean, being unable to drink is probably the worst thing ever!

I learned long ago from an acquaintance that when planning an outing where the potential for getting black out drunk is high, at least one person in the group should bring a full backpack. It can be full of pillows, so long as the shape is there. Anyway when one of you passes out and may end up choking on vomit, you put the backpack on the passed out individual. There is no way that person can roll onto their back and choke with a backpack on. No babysitting required. You're welcome.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by The Drunken College Students of America.

Science!