CookieDoctor
Rear Admiral
I would like to join the crew doing whatever, I like to rotate roles to experience it all.
Why should you let me join? I've got several koalifocations that will bolster the strength of the crew. I'm an experienced Whiskeyologist and dabbler in Whiskeyosophy and the only certified Onioneer in existence.
Also, there is this:
(Note: This is totally a real Koala, he's just a little stuffed after drinking an entire bottle of Jack Daniels.)
Why should you let me join? I've got several koalifocations that will bolster the strength of the crew. I'm an experienced Whiskeyologist and dabbler in Whiskeyosophy and the only certified Onioneer in existence.
Also, there is this:
(Note: This is totally a real Koala, he's just a little stuffed after drinking an entire bottle of Jack Daniels.)