Proposed Test Squadron Entry Exam

[SoloFlyer]

Step 1: Have a drink:

Step 2: Pass Intelligence test:

Step 3: Get your wings! Become a Test Yellow Jacket:

Step 4: Become a Test Star Marine!:

Step 5: Win Star Citizen

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I nearly failed on step 2, but after 10 minutes i prevailed!

No clues!

 

[Vavrik]

I only have a problem with step 5. It keeps crashing. But I have a question, is it ok if I bite the crayon?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I only have a problem with step 5. It keeps crashing. But I have a question, is it ok if I bite the crayon?

As you seem to be experienced with crayons, can you tell me how to get it off my computer screen?

 

[Vavrik]

As you seem to be experienced with crayons, can you tell me how to get it off my computer screen?

I was the manager of a large manufacturer's service department for a while. I've seen regular people use these methods to remove crayon from a monitor:
Since crayon is just paraffin wax, you can use a petroleum based solvent such as naphthalene. If it doesn't work right away, light a match and heat up the solvent. "It'll work faster." Another way is 100 grit sandpaper. I also saw someone take his monitor to a bathtub and rinse it with detergent and hot water.

An employee took pictures of the result of this - One customer's "help" discovered that peeing on the monitor does work too. It's just too bad his boss's computer was plugged in. No matter, the crayon did come off.

 

[Scape]

Im still struggling spelling MAG....

 

[August]

The hardest part of this exam was counting to 5 for all the steps. I had to ask the wife for help.

 

[Lorddarthvik]

Step 1: Have a drink:

Step 2: Pass Intelligence test:

Step 3: Get your wings! Become a Test Yellow Jacket:

Step 4: Become a Test Star Marine!:

Step 5: Win Star Citizen

I'm kinda stuck on step one. I keep doing it again and again cos it feels like I haven't fully completed the task so I have to do it again.
Now, why dows the next stpe say 22? Also the text is too blurry..

 

[Talonsbane]

I've failed to meet each of the 5 portions, does that mean that I have to quit taking the various portions or that I have leadership potential?

 

[Printimus]

I am Printimus, and I approve of this message.

 

[Mich Angel]

I am Printimus, and I approve of this message.

I'm me.. And I Second that... . . . . .

 

[Jokyr]

In a land where silliness is the norm... That is all.

 

[maynard]

just checking for a pulse has worked fine up to now

why complicate things?

 

[August]

just checking for a pulse has worked fine up to now

why complicate things?

Glorious corporate efficiency demands lists

 

[littlej0e]

I failed miserably. I couldn't stop giggling like an 11 year old after I read #2...

 

[Deroth]

Hardest test I ever enjoyed failing multiple times.

 

[Shadow Reaper]

How do i get my plane out of the tree? I left a six pack in there.

Well, part of one.

 

[Thugari]

I failed step #4, after practicing and finally completing steps 1,2 ,an 3 I moved on to #4 i see 4 dots

 

[Tealwraith]

Is this a new hoop to jump through or can we be grandfathered in? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Talonsbane]

Is this a new hoop to jump through or can we be grandfathered in? I'm asking for a friend.

I hope that this isn't a hula-hoop or I'll probably ruin it for those coming after me because I'll get stuck part way through.