The origin story of Star Citizen booths

[Montoya]

Have you heard the tale Montoya the wise and his ability to create booths from nothing?

Back in 2017 Citizencon, there were no such thing as org booths, but a shrewd @Munken and an enterprising @Frisbeerocker took up the challenge to start a trend that is still with us to this day.

Sure, Cameron from CIG complained and threatened to tear it down, and something about blocking a critical fire exit, I dunno, nobody paid attention, but behold the glory that was Booths 1.0 back in the old days of 2017 Citizencon:

 

[Printimus]

Where can I get my own personal cardboard cutout?

 

[Lorddarthvik]

Where can I get my own personal cardboard cutout?

Custom Cardboard Cutouts & Lifesize Standees

Order your custom cardboard cutout with us & receive fast production, great customer service, & guaranteed quality, all at a low cost! Plus, we ship free in the US!

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First hit on Google, might not be what you are looking for.

 

[DarthMunkee]

Montoya Fat Head wall sticker available in Test Store when?

 

[Stickx1307]

Have you heard the tale Montoya the wise and his ability to create booths from nothing?

Back in 2017 Citizencon, there were no such thing as org booths, but a wise @Munken and an enterprising @Frisbeerocker took up the challenge to start a trend that is still with us to this day.

Sure, Cameron from CIG complained and threatened to tear it down, and something about blocking a critical fire exit, I dunno, nobody paid attention, but behold the glory that was Booths 1.0 back in the old days of 2017 Citizencon:

That's epic, i wouldn't expect anything less.

 

[Black Sunder]

Back when Montoya was just a cardboard cutout instead of a real person.

 

[Bambooza]

I believe this thread is missing the epic pics of cardboard Montoya and his adventure at Citcon 2017.

 

[Mushin]

Waayyyyyyy too much white in between the slacks, lack of realism!

 

[Printimus]

Custom Cardboard Cutouts & Lifesize Standees

Order your custom cardboard cutout with us & receive fast production, great customer service, & guaranteed quality, all at a low cost! Plus, we ship free in the US!

www.cardboardcutoutstandees.com

First hit on Google, might not be what you are looking for.

Seems legit!

 

[August]

Needed giant rubber dong for physical accuracy.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Montoya the wise

All Hail the Wise.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Trust The Drunks to find something to make it even MOAR fun!

 

[Munken]

Can confirm now give me all your spaceships as a reward for making this a thing

 

[August]

A wild Munken!

 

[Blind Owl]

I could sure use a giant Montoya cutout to cuddle with. So manly. I do love the new cardboard smell too.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I could sure use a giant Montoya cutout to cuddle with. So manly. I do love the new cardboard smell too.

Eau de Montoya!

 

[Blind Owl]

Eau de Montoya!

A man person could get drunk on that scent! Wait, am I detecting a marketable idea!?

 

[Smithory]

So are we all getting small flat Montoya's to take on adventures?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

So are we all getting small flat Montoya's to take on adventures?

So this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with 18383 cardboard Montoyas.

 

[Smithory]

So this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with 18383 cardboard Montoyas.

If you've seen some of things I have seen, I wish for that to be true.