Tiiiiimber!!!!
*tree falls and crushes ship*
Fuk!
*tree falls and crushes ship*
Fuk!
Trees confirmed for microtech! Startingg TEST lumberjack division!
- Thread starter ThunderKraken
- Start date
updated now with snazzy pic. how'd I do?
Better make sure that axe is LTI, I predict a lot of wear & tear while you handle your business.
Now our top client can claim that his TEST brand toilet paper is ecologically sustainable so that he can charge top cred to those that care about such things.
Not sure what you were admitting not to own, but here in TEST we can all enjoy the fun & games 1 way or another. Don't have an axe but want to chop some trees? Ask a fellow TESTie to "hold my beer" & I'm sure they'll let you swing away. Just don't expect to get your beer back unconsumed. Cheers!Just did my Chainsaw course... Can I join the fun and games? (Don't own a great tho unfortunately)
I doubt that I'm alone in that the Carrack commercial caused me to discover a digital "redwood" that needed to be properly managed, sustainably. ;p
I always wondered how a person could earn a cool nickname in TEST Squadron. I simply figured that it was like the military where when you 1st FUBAR something royally & pray that nobody notices, ... "Here's your sign!"
Some of us can get the swath of arboreal destruction started early by TEST Landing while listening to a certain song. ;p
Now the Aegis Nautilus can use its angular edges to clear cut entire forests with a single brute force TEST Landing. Just name it Capital Clipper & make sure that it has already deployed its mines or your operation's profits will really bomb.Perfect I got large enough ship to hull the wood for processing.. .. Captain is Logged :P
we be rich :D
Note to self, always go poo before attempting to handle a chainsaw to prevent accidents.
With proper usage of mining explosives, you can jack the hardest of trees, just remember to keep enough distance before triggering.
I thought this was TEST Logging. Wouldn't a more appropriate call out be "BEER!!!" After all, then you can have somebody rush out to refresh your beverage as well as run the potential obstacle course of falling lumber.
Yes it does & that is why @NaffNaffBobFace is destined to make a fortune off of the asses of those in the Verse.
Heheheh
Not too sure how I earned my Hallucinogenic Owl nickname. Think it was an old Avatar, Waaaaaaay back in my early days or TEST.
Where there are people but no paper, 'BobFace will be there to provide relief to the masses.
Since test squadron is a big deal. CR has leaked us an image of the multi tool with wood cutter attachment.
