I had to clip the top of this one because the genius here put his email address as his handle.
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Devil Dog Hog
Space Marshal
This man obviously knows what he's talking about and should be a platoon leader immediately!
Devil Dog Hog
Space Marshal
I Pretty sure he's talking in Xhosa and said something about iVno dog is five deaths and that is the worst. . . . Maybe he's saying Djantor's wine will kill you five times at the worst? Either way he can curse out our enemies in a really bad and angry way and nobody could say two words about it. I vote we make him communications director.
I almost never consume alcohol as it would just be a waste in my case, but I'd be willing to try a maple syrup flavored beer, as long as I could drink it through a straw made out of bacon. Sounds like an interesting way to enjoy breakfast to me.
RogueAssassin5
Commander
This one is great!
Fat bearded nerd looking for like minded friends!
Fat bearded nerd looking for like minded friends!
Did he say barrel roll?
He also said "Hol"! Red Dwarf reference?Did he say barrel roll?
I fear this fella might be too efficient!
Also, wrong type of beverage. I'm not sure I approve.
He moves in the dead of night. The contracts he holds, many. The targets, multiple. His name is his profession. His presence never detected but always felt. He is... the Milk Man.
ya need this at the end
Hahahah, that's freaking perfect!
Sounds like the wingman I've been looking for!
I’m feeling inadequate in light of all this talent.
Just pointing out that he didn't say anything about giving piggyback rides for fellow drunken TESTies to chicken fight in random places. (Yet, so offer this recruit free beer to make it so.)