Such is the GLORY of TEST that it does not persecute those who are audacious enough to have a life outside of a computer game! Welcome aboard!
Shit new applicants are saying
- Thread starter Montoya
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It's dedicated TESTies like this who carry the weight of TeeTotallers like me. I had my first drink for 11 months on Wednesday.
I'd tell you why is was a Wednesday but I can't remember. Wednesday. At all.
Here's to the next 11 months! Take it away, good TESTies! No really, take it away and bury it! (or drink it)
An ideal candidate for the diplomatic section! When the talks end the shouting starts so we'll need some experienced shouters.
Welcome aboard, 'Beard!
My 1st thoughts are that this candidate is clearly meant to work on a Cap ship thanks to his realization that Capital letters are easier to read while intoxicated. Then I figured that he got drunk before joining so that even in applying, he was already "One of us!" Cheers!
Passed the unofficial official TEST flight exam without realizing it!
I suggest you promote him to a high-command rank immediately!!
I mean, planets are spheres, so really, is it upside down? Or is it supporting the weight of the world on your Lancer?
Sounds to me like a great reason to TEST out those new bartender mechanics to welcome this TESTifying new recruit.
And still flying so far above our entry requirements!
Welcome aboard, claim your space and you do you! 'tis the TESTly way!
I remember when @August joined and called us all Cunts. Caught me a bit off balance to be honest.
Hmmmm, we've got a big recruitment drive on Lurkers, Bystanders and Casuals, there is always room for another cog.
Pls accept this one boss I could do with a shipmate to help me turn ships back the right way up?
Oh who am I kidding you'll accept anyone with a pulse anyway!!