Please don't like my thread-campaign

Grimbli

Space Marshal
Jan 27, 2016
4,034
14,846
2,910
RSI Handle
Grimbli
Someone really needs to import this soju stuff to north america It's soo damn good. I know it's classified as a liquor but it goes down like beer. Just whatever you do DON'T CHUG THIS SHIT! It will fuck you up. Unless your blind owl then chug away! Lol.
I had to look it up

"Soju is a clear, colorless distilled beverage of Korean origin. It is usually consumed neat, and its alcohol content varies from about 16.8% to 53% alcohol by volume. Most brands of soju are made in South Korea."

53?!
 

NaffNaffBobFace

Space Marshal
Donor
Jan 5, 2016
12,237
44,990
3,150
RSI Handle
NaffNaffBobFace
Dear God I haven't seen that in...I dunno. My watch is broken
This is how I plan to be immortal - No Clocks, no Calendars... I haven't recorded the passage of time since 1996, which for all I know was yesterday.
 

NaffNaffBobFace

Space Marshal
Donor
Jan 5, 2016
12,237
44,990
3,150
RSI Handle
NaffNaffBobFace
Lol, if only the military would allow me to operate that way.
"Sir, we have actionable Intel stating that Pearl Harbour will be attacked!"
"Dear God, when?"
"Fucked if I know sir, I haven't had a watch in years"
Yep, I think most captains of industry have the same issue.

*2020*

Subordinate: "Sir, it's been found the emissions from our products will irreversibly damage the world by 2040! Shall we start working on less harmful products now before it's too late?"

CEO: *glances at bare wrist*

Subordinate: "Sir...?"

CEO: "Naa, we've got ages until 2040."

*Fast forward to 2039*

Subordinate: "Sir, it's 2040 next year! Shall we start working on less harmful products now?"

CEO: *glances at bare wrist*

Subordinate: "Sir...?"

CEO: "Naa, we've got ages until 2040."

Subordinate: "Gah, tits!"
 
Last edited:
Forgot your password?