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[Blind Owl]

Yep, I think most captains of industry have the same issue.

*2020*

Subordinate: "Sir, it's been found the emissions from our products will irreversibly damage the world by 2040! Shall we start working on less harmful products now before it's too late?"

CEO: *glances at bare wrist*

Subordinate: "Sir...?"

CEO: "Naa, we've got ages until 2040."

*Fast forward to 2039*

Subordinate: "Sir, it's 2040 next year! Shall we start working on less harmful products now?"

CEO: *glances at bare wrist*

Subordinate: "Sir...?"

CEO: "Naa, we've got ages until 2040."

Subordinate: "Gah, tits!"

It's sad because it's true. Also funny, but more sad.

 

[Bambooza]

Lol, if only the military would allow me to operate that way.
"Sir, we have actionable Intel stating that Pearl Harbour will be attacked!"
"Dear God, when?"
"Fucked if I know sir, I haven't had a watch in years"

Wait I am confused. I thought this was how military intelligence worked.

 

[Bambooza]

Someone posted this on Reddit and it was just too good not to share.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/i8au5q View: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/i8au5q/actually_i_think_ill_just_wait_here_thanks/

 

[maynard]

if these folks were still together they could be the official TEST orchestra

 

[Blind Owl]

if these folks were still together they could be the official TEST orchestra

I just read up on them. Freaking hilarious. And amazing! Good find.

Wait I am confused. I thought this was how military intelligence worked.

Shhhhhh!! Don't reveal the secrets!

Someone posted this on Reddit and it was just too good not to share.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/i8au5q View: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/i8au5q/actually_i_think_ill_just_wait_here_thanks/

Are those...
Are those bodies just raining from the sky?!

 

[Grimbli]

Are those...
Are those bodies just raining from the sky?!

 

[Lorddarthvik]

Exactly what I thought when saw it! lol

 

[Blind Owl]

Hallelujah!

 

[Irishnutcase]

Fuck you it's friday drink!
Also @maynard I typed in "k-metal" and clicked the first thing so I don't know what this is.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk5HW1fkBvE

 

[maynard]

Also @maynard I typed in "k-metal" and clicked the first thing...

cultural assimilation progresses, one TESTicle at a time

 

[Irishnutcase]

cultural assimilation progresses, one TESTicle at a time

I blame the booze on that one so it don't count! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[Blind Owl]

Jump day!

No wait, hump day!

 

[maynard]

I blame the booze on that one so it don't count! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ...

booze is an integral component of the cultural assimilation process, of course it counts

you don't need to be a willing participant to be culturally assimilated, it's too late for you, suckah!

 

[Irishnutcase]

I fucking love Letterkenny.

 

[Blind Owl]

I fucking love Letterkenny.

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Canadian as fuck right there. Ha

 

[Grimbli]

Just found these guys and I'm a bit addicted.

 

[Grimbli]

Ok, just one more then I'm done.

 

[Shive]

Would you guys mind giving me a like real quick?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Would you guys mind giving me a like real quick?

There you go.

If you'd be so kind as to rate my Liking with a like or other reaction Emoj of your choice I'd appreciate it, it helps with my Quarterly Review.

 

[Bambooza]

Grab a beer its BBQ time!