Why do ranks always have to be military sounding?
As someone who spend over a decade carrying around useless tinsel on his shoulders, I support the motion to demilitarize ranks.
If there is no such motion, let there be one.
Ranks should be as useless and ridiculous sounding as they are.
I call dibs on "Chief executive vice president of doing stuff".
Alternatively, "Senior lead rum drinker" is also acceptable.
This has been my yearly emergence from lurkerdom. Have a nice day.
p.s.: "Supreme lurker deluxe" would also be a nice rank to have ;)