SARGE
Space Marshal
Rule # 1
Montoya's nipples are law
Rule # 2
Montoya's areolas are the light that shines in your darkness
Rule # 3
Crash, but most important, crash drunk!
Rule # 4
Rob, cheat, steal, pillage not your brother and sister form TEST (unless otherwise condoned), please refer to old testament #2: Don't be a dick!
Rule # 5
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Montoya's nipples are law
Rule # 2
Montoya's areolas are the light that shines in your darkness
Rule # 3
Crash, but most important, crash drunk!
Rule # 4
Rob, cheat, steal, pillage not your brother and sister form TEST (unless otherwise condoned), please refer to old testament #2: Don't be a dick!
Rule # 5
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