I think I have everyone beat. A few months ago, I went outside in my tightey whiteys to plug in the battery charger for my motorcycle. It was pretty late so I thought I could get away with it, but the houses are VERY close together. So, as you might have guessed, I locked myself out. So began a 20 minute adventure! I had locked myself out of the back door, but the front porch door was unlocked, so I go up to the front door and the automatic porch light senses me and does it’s job, bathing my partial nudity in a very bright strobe light! At this point, I’m starting to laugh at the absurdity of the situation. I run up to the screen door laughing. And of course the screen door is locked. Long story short, after 15 minutes of dodging cars by hiding behind my truck, I managed to break the relatively flimsy screen door lock and duck inside.
I’m definitely in the right place.