Hello Comrades,
I would like to ask for some help writing next Com-munist video. My hydrated Russian brain can only go so far.
As you already know, most of us have absolutely horrible sense of humor. I consider this to be one of our greatest strength. They won't see it coming. Throw anything you can think of in here, from the first thing that pops into your mind to plagiarized material. If it only makes 1 person laugh and that is you, that is a good start! Funny stuff often evolve out of terrible ideas and they can be uniquely original.
I put very little thought into my work, most of it comes after the initial concept, so this capitalist "thinking" is new for me too. My initial idea came while washing armpits in the shower and singing Kalinka, it's a Com-Mercial for Aurora variants but please feel free to pitch anything else that is remotely connected to star citizen
Play this clip without sound
Notice how Es, LN, LX are all identical ships but with a different weapon loadout or maybe a different seat. If they didn't change the name you would never guess that those are different ships
It reminds me of this commercial
Diversity in my aurora fleet, i has it.
An idea that i wrote down a while ago was based on the freelancer commercial
A com comes over the spectrum with a job. All it said is: So thirsty, please bring booze, test squadron.
I look at reflection, out of shape, sweat everywhere, what day is it? Could probably use a drink myself. So I say:
“whatever, I do it”
Into the jump point .. dammit, the hell is this place? Maybe i should request actual coordinates next time
Great, capitalist pigs are here.
Freelancer T 3 S T, please provide registration and merchant license
But with weapons systems and trusted names like behring and kroning, I aren’t too worried
“sir is everything ok, who are you talking to?” (bitchslap attack)
Ahhrgg Why does this sh1t always happens to me? But I try to stay positive, drinking helps too (drinks from a cup)
Misc Freelancer, only as good as the pilot
I would like to ask for some help writing next Com-munist video. My hydrated Russian brain can only go so far.
As you already know, most of us have absolutely horrible sense of humor. I consider this to be one of our greatest strength. They won't see it coming. Throw anything you can think of in here, from the first thing that pops into your mind to plagiarized material. If it only makes 1 person laugh and that is you, that is a good start! Funny stuff often evolve out of terrible ideas and they can be uniquely original.
I put very little thought into my work, most of it comes after the initial concept, so this capitalist "thinking" is new for me too. My initial idea came while washing armpits in the shower and singing Kalinka, it's a Com-Mercial for Aurora variants but please feel free to pitch anything else that is remotely connected to star citizen
Play this clip without sound
Notice how Es, LN, LX are all identical ships but with a different weapon loadout or maybe a different seat. If they didn't change the name you would never guess that those are different ships
It reminds me of this commercial
Diversity in my aurora fleet, i has it.
An idea that i wrote down a while ago was based on the freelancer commercial
A com comes over the spectrum with a job. All it said is: So thirsty, please bring booze, test squadron.
I look at reflection, out of shape, sweat everywhere, what day is it? Could probably use a drink myself. So I say:
“whatever, I do it”
Into the jump point .. dammit, the hell is this place? Maybe i should request actual coordinates next time
Great, capitalist pigs are here.
Freelancer T 3 S T, please provide registration and merchant license
But with weapons systems and trusted names like behring and kroning, I aren’t too worried
“sir is everything ok, who are you talking to?” (bitchslap attack)
Ahhrgg Why does this sh1t always happens to me? But I try to stay positive, drinking helps too (drinks from a cup)
Misc Freelancer, only as good as the pilot
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