State of the Squadron 50

NaffNaffBobFace

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Ya, I am refusing to get my eyes checked for fear they might say the same thing. Also are we sure this is episode 50? Aren't we missing one still?
You missed SOTS 16?

Little wonder you did, It was confiscated. We know not why, we know not by who, all we know is that the armoured convoy which was transporting SOTS 16 to YouTube encountered a blockade of unregistered dark painted vehicles which carried identical looking dudes in black suits.

Many hours passed and many pieces of official looking paper were passed between the two parties before SOTS 16 was finally classed as hazardous contraband and taken under objection.

When concerns and complaints were raised later with officials, although the paperwork received was genuine, there was no log of it ever having been issued and no record of SOTS 16 having been taken or its current wareabouts.

Some think it was stolen to order for the collection of rareities in possession of the world's richest man.

Some think it contained a secret unknownst to even he who made it which the governments of the world could now allow to see the light of day.

Some think it was the only thing on earth which contained enough power to be used as the gag which finally silenced the dastardly arch-critic Derrek Schmart.

Some think even now SOTS 16 is being used as the last line of defense in the battle between order and chaos, although they don't know for which side - it had the potential to aid both...

All we know, is SOTS 16... is gone...
 
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Bambooza

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You missed SOTS 16?

Little wonder you did, It was confiscated. We know not why, we know not by who, all we know is that the armoured convoy which was transporting SOTS 16 to YouTube encountered a blockade of unregistered dark painted vehicles which carried identical looking dudes in black suits.

Many hours passed and many pieces of official looking paper were passed between the two parties before SOTS 16 was finally classed as hazardous contraband and taken under objection.

When concerns and complaints were raised later with officials, although the paperwork received was genuine, there was no log of it ever having been issued and no record of SOTS 16 having been taken or its current wareabouts.

Some think it was stolen to order for the collection of rareities in possession of the world's richest man.

Some think it contained a secret unknownst to even he who made it which the governments of the world could now allow to see the light of day.

Some think it was the only thing on earth which contained enough power to be used as the gag which finally silenced the dastardly arch-critic Derrek Schmart.

Some think even now SOTS 16 is being used as the last line of defense in the battle between order and chaos, although they don't know for which side - it had the potential to aid both...

All we know, is SOTS 16... is gone...
You truly are a scribe worthy of high praise. May your cup never run dry.
 

BUTUZ

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The org is healthy. Efficiency is high. All hail Montoya.
 
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