Jar Jar Binks

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Yes.

That one.

I think he could have been a fully qualified member of TEST.

Think about it, he's a clueless inept from a race of morons who blunders his way through a situation that legit killed many thousands of more capable lifeforms and Artificial Intelligences, and literally is the kind of barely sentient who'd get the yearbook award for most likely to push the button marked "Do Not Push"...

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Can fictional characters be your Spirit Animal...?

Other than Mr. Binks, which other on screen characters would you consider to be a decent match for TEST?
I'm getting a tattoo of him on my ass. I may name one of my ships after him too!
 

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I'm getting a tattoo of him on my ass. I may name one of my ships after him too!
That's the spirit! I may just do the same with my freelancer :glorious:

Perhaps "Mr. Binks" or "Whisky in the Jar Jar"....?
 

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Darth Jar Jar?
May I remind you that Jar-Jar already started down the fast slide towards the dark side once he turned into SENATOR Binks.
Soon after that the Republic fell apart.
Coincidence..?

As for the perfect members of our little Test Crew:

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I opt for Bluntman and Chronic.
Jay and Silent Bob a close second place.
It's obvious their Intellect, Skillset and Morals are on par with our own...:o7:
PS: Even the colors are a match!
 

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As for the perfect members of our little Test Crew:

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I opt for Bluntman and Chronic.
Jay and Silent Bob a close second place.
I'd suggest that we also keep Jay & Silent Bob on jobs other than comms, because with Jay, all the channels would be constantly flooded by his ramblings, which would be great during stealth counter insurgency missions as the enemies would think that we're a bunch of stoned & intoxicated frat boys, so they'd try to distract us with free alcohol. Win / Win. Meanwhile, in regards of Silent Bob, head nods & shakes don't exactly get communicated effectively on voice channels. Other than that, they seem like a blast to hang out with during down times.
 

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May I remind you that Jar-Jar already started down the fast slide towards the dark side once he turned into SENATOR Binks.
Soon after that the Republic fell apart.
Coincidence..?

As for the perfect members of our little Test Crew:

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I opt for Bluntman and Chronic.
Jay and Silent Bob a close second place.
It's obvious their Intellect, Skillset and Morals are on par with our own...:o7:
PS: Even the colors are a match!
A splendid submission, and with Mark Hamill having played a good turn in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back it's vaguely SC related too!
 
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Jar Jar Binks, wow! All I will offer is that this character would have been more credible for me if they showed him in a scene drinking a beer!
It would have explained a lot about him if they had :glorious:
 

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Well, truth be told, whenever I think of Jar-Jar I think of Fanboys.
I wonder why..?
(Hint
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/Hint )

Other than Mr. Binks, which other on screen characters would you consider to be a decent match for TEST?
Here's my second pitch and I'm not too proud of it. (Not too ashamed either though)
But since I got started on tattooed guys anyway... (Sweet! / Dude!)
Jesse and Chester of "Dude, where's my car?" fame.
And honestly, how many time, after a long and eventful err... nightshift... did you have to wonder where you wrecked parked your Idris yourselves?
Can't be just me, can it..?
 

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Well, truth be told, whenever I think of Jar-Jar I think of Fanboys.
I wonder why..?
(Hint
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/Hint )



Here's my second pitch and I'm not too proud of it. (Not too ashamed either though)
But since I got started on tattooed guys anyway... (Sweet! / Dude!)
Jesse and Chester of "Dude, where's my car?" fame.
And honestly, how many time, after a long and eventful err... nightshift... did you have to wonder where you wrecked parked your Idris yourselves?
Can't be just me, can it..?
Another excellent set of candidates!
 
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