I saw a clip of Darts in the UK from the mid 80's and it seems to tick all the boxes for what could be the official TEST Sport...?
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34i4m4rKiRg
Booze (lots of) active (not much though) athleticism (not required) and plenty of confused excitement over small achievements (one hundred and eiiiiiiiiggggghhhty!) it just seems like this is our spiritual sport?
There's also this excellent alternate rendition by comedians Smith and Jones which is in the best traditions of TEST, too:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SJnSmQCxkg
Booze (lots of) active (not much though) athleticism (not required) and plenty of confused excitement over small achievements (one hundred and eiiiiiiiiggggghhhty!) it just seems like this is our spiritual sport?
There's also this excellent alternate rendition by comedians Smith and Jones which is in the best traditions of TEST, too: