Training for StarMarine

[Yex]

Just watched this video detailing our Star Marine play. You guys will need to watch as this is EXACTLY how it'll all go down.
All training simulations point to this

 

[Guss De Blöd]

Easy. We always win.

well, a kick there hurts women too... doesn't it ?

 

[Shive]

IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT OF THE MAN HE ONCE WAS!?!?!?!??!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT OF THE MAN HE ONCE WAS!?!?!?!??!

Now it's essentially just a coin purse full of tapioca.

 

[Shive]

Now it's essentially just a coin purse full of tapioca.

dats disgustin =(

 

[MzHartz]

well, a kick there hurts women too... doesn't it ?

Not to the same extent.

Or we're just tougher and can take more pain.

 

[mromutt]

I was under the impression that our standard technique in Star Marine was to throw our empty beer bottles at the enemy. They would serve many purposes from frag grenades with glass shrapnel to edged weapons and emergency bodily waste receivers. After that last one they become a bio weapon if #2. If only #1 then it becomes a Molotov cocktail.

That would be our melee training, this is just the hand to hand ;)

 

[mromutt]

Not to the same extent.

Or we're just tougher and can take more pain.

The trick is to hit bone

 

[Guss De Blöd]

Not to the same extent.

Or we're just tougher and can take more pain.

We'll punch your boobs then ! I tried with my gf once, apparently she didn't like that! I know your weakness! o_O

 

[KingNerd]

I vote that we adopt this as our official training and as our hand-to-hand combat techniques!

Holy mammon that was funny! Tears and pain my friends, I second this vote. I am going to become a master of the "Squeeze until their screams break glass" technique at the 30 second mark.

 

[mromutt]

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Holy mammon that was funny! Tears and pain my friends, I second this vote. I am going to become a master of the "Squeeze until their screams break glass" technique at the 30 second mark.

Yes I wish to master that move at 56 seconds myself I will call it the "flying nut buster" and will need to call it out mid air >.> this will confuse the hell out of them till it is to late, then yell "smashing success"

 

[MzHartz]

We'll punch your boobs then ! I tried with my gf once, apparently she didn't like that! I know your weakness! o_O

You're more likely to bounce off and punch yourself! Why do you think girls don't get the armor coverage in fantasy games that guys do?

 

[mromutt]

You're more likely to bounce off and punch yourself! Why do you think girls don't get the armor coverage in fantasy games that guys do?

I feel like there is a mixed message here... >.> like I dont know if you are trying to make us smile or cry lol

 

[MzHartz]

I feel like there is a mixed message here... >.> like I dont know if you are trying to make us smile or cry lol

Exactly. :)

 

[KingNerd]

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Yes I wish to master that move at 56 seconds myself I will call it the "flying nut buster" and will need to call it out mid air >.> this will confuse the hell out of them till it is to late, then yell "smashing success"

OH OH OH I thought of a name for our form of martial arts.

KaraTESTe. Pronounced like 'ka-ra-test-A' and my squeeze move is now officially titled the "Squealing Death of the TESTies"

 

[mromutt]

OH OH OH I thought of a name for our form of martial arts.

KaraTESTe. Pronounced like 'ka-ra-test-A' and my squeeze move is now officially titled the "Squealing Death of the TESTies"

I think this is going places

 

[SteakOfWar]

You are just mad that we test this on you lol

No. Just no.

 

[Arrangingstars]

Easy. We always win.

Yes. I like the sound of this method of war more and more.

 

[dubbzy]

I take my fighting advice from the things that have beaten me up the most in my life: furnature corners. I'll stub your toe!

 

[Snakey]

No, in all seriousness this is a TEST v Osama simulation you should all watch