Every time I hear a knock at the door, it's a shark pretending to be something else. I got him good one year at Halloween, though. Some people claiming to be his "parents" tried to bring me up on charges, however, claiming I "endangered their 7-year-old son's life with a speargun" and that "it was only a shark costume". Yeah, sorry, but I only fall for that once. Besides, according to a few Discovery Channel & Animal Planet documentaries I've seen (especially the one called JAWS), sharks don't really feel much of anything from a speargun; so what was he so afraid of?
P.S. I also play EVE with McJib (also not a part of TEST Alliance), though not quite as long.
P.P.S. My EVE name is Khir'Lis Khan.