[CONCERN] Montoya has hair . . .and Feb Taurus give away

[Blind Owl]

The February give away is here. And I have one question? What is that "stuff" on Montoya's head?

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/318104/giveaway-this-constellation-taurus-needs-a-home-tell-us-about-a-bad-date-or-just-comment-to-win#latest

 

[Frisbeerocker]

I'm just here because [CONCERN]

Also I like voting in silly polls.

 

[WarrenPeace]

Oooh, did someone say [CONCERN]?

 

[Montoya]

Its that hair in a can spray stuff!

 

[Black Sunder]

That hair was made with the tears and hate of our enemies.....which are numerous and ever sober. The color of the tears is the darkness of our enemies souls bled over into the physical world!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Should we dual post our stories here? Because mine deserves much acclaim and applause. I don't even want the spaceship.. just a few more "LIKES".

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Aloha space people.

Finally got internet in my new house, the stuff on our glorious leaders head looks a lot like what exploded out of the boiler on our third night here, smelled like burning batteries which is weird because i was told it ran on natural gas, not AA's. What does Montoya run on? Beer i presume, so i vote for ...

 

[EpilepticCricket]

He's soooo dreamy!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

He's soooo dreamy!

It's that accent they all go wild for - the rest is just a bonus.

 

[KKDish King of all dishes]

Urge to [CONCERN] rising!!!

 

[CosmicTrader]

Oooooo a Taurus.

 

[GeneticPredator]

How dare you mention our glorious leaders name without filling out TESTForm 261/71A?!?!

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I always thought it was his helmet.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

the stuff on our glorious leaders head looks a lot like what exploded out of the boiler on our third night here

Ah... you need some help? I hear @Blind Owl is good at fixing boilers..
Oh no wait.
He's got boils.
Tots different

 

[Blind Owl]

How dare you mention our glorious leaders name without filling out TESTForm 261/71A?!?!

I see you're military . . .

Ah... you need some help? I hear @Blind Owl is good at fixing boilers..
Oh no wait.
He's got boils.
Tots different

Ha. Haha. You wanna do some lancing for me?
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Freelancing you sick fuck! Ewwwww

 

[Black Sunder]

How dare you mention our glorious leaders name without filling out TESTForm 261/71A?!?!

Request for more Beer approved. But I'm not responsible for anything.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Well, I've shared my best story... Do you think it has a chance, or has it struck a bum-note?

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6361017/#Comment_6361017

 

[Mirax Arneau]

I know that my story may cause [CONCERN], but not as much as that hair....

 

[KKDish King of all dishes]

Hair...Hair and {CONCERN] everywhere! Maximum [CONCERN] achieved!!!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Well, I've shared my best story... Do you think it has a chance, or has it struck a bum-note?

That was a delightful story.
Unfortunately, the winner is random number generator...
Double unfortunately, my story is WAY FUNNIER! :D

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6357725/#Comment_6357725