Orion

[Barthanes]

Ok so this has kinda turned into my little propaganda campaign to brainwa... erm..... recruit test into the end of beta assault on the Vanduul held human system Orion.
The meek can inherit the earth, I am going to Orion.

Who's coming with me?

 

[Wardak]

Go get us one of those Xi'An Ships

 

[Magnumag]

This needs to be adlibbed

 

[Wardak]

This needs to be adlibbed

That's a terrible recruiting video if that is what it is. They look like they are having a terrible time. It should be more like this.

 

[Barthanes]

I wish it was like that....

 

[Magnumag]

That's a terrible recruiting video if that is what it is. They look like they are having a terrible time. It should be more like this.

That is clearly a parody of a recruitment video lol. The VDV one I posted was an actual recruitment tool which makes it funnier to me, and for some reason catchy as all hell. I would always opt for the Starship Troopers style basic training given the choice.

 

[Barthanes]

Here is more propaganda.
Remember children, Vanduul are space bacon.

 

[Barthanes]

 

[starkestrel]

Remember children, Vanduul are space bacon.

As senior attache on the UEE diplomatic mission to Vanduul space, can confirm.

 

[SeungRyul]

And so say all.

 

[Flipper]

I fucking love propaganda.

 

[Barthanes]

I am glad the brainwa-

 

[Barthanes]

erm....

Motivational enlistment material is working....

yeah...

 

[Barthanes]

I remember someone asking for starship troopers type propoganda?

ENLIST IN OPERATION PITCHFORK TODAY!

 

[starkestrel]

I'm doing my part!

 

[Snakey]

Let this thread, your servant be born again from the forum as you were. Bless him with salt, bless him with rep, bless him with shitposts. listen to the users, listen to the mod. He is speaking to us and he says we shall have no shitpost than Orion. Let the posts wash your folleys and vanitys away. Let the old thread sink, let his lungs fill with downvotes. Let the users eat the scales from his eyes. What is dead may never die but rises again harder and stronger

What is dead may never die!!

 

[Mich Angel]

If you say there is BBQ, Bacon and loads and loads of beer... I might follow you down the rabbit hole.. or I might just settle for drinking all the beer... :beer: :beer: :beer::beer::beer: