Crash Test dummy reporting for duty

[Halesh]

I have disgraced the servers of many games, Eve, destiny, World of Warcrack, Evercrack, Elder scrolls Online, World of Spanks, Armored Warfare, and several others nobody has heard of.

I am hoping to be a space trucker, miner, kamikaze pilot, or even a crash test dummy in the Verse.

I don't drink beer often, but when I do I don't drink Dos-equise.

My best friend is Captain Morrigan, me and Jack fell out years ago.

Nice to meet you all, and most importantly

So where are the Lawn chairs on the moon with the bucket of beer?

 

[Grimbli]

Lawn chairs are distributed once we're properly drunk!

Zero G lawn chair sitting is a dangerous activity. We set you down on an asteroid and fire the lawn chairs from a Retaliator. If you can get your ass in one without spilling your beer then you can upgrade to Moon chairs!

 

[EpilepticCricket]

Lawn chairs are distributed once we're properly drunk!

Zero G lawn chair sitting is a dangerous activity. We set you down on an asteroid and fire the lawn chairs from a Retaliator. If you can get your ass in one without spilling your beer then you can upgrade to Moon chairs!

Grimbli, you've been spending too much time in the ADI certification thread lol

Welcome to TEST @Halesh ! I'll trade you all of my Captain Morgan's for your Jack Daniel any day of the week.

Hop on Discord and say hi, but be aware that we maintain a strict "no heresy" policy on there and will purge you if needed. Of course the purging is mostly limited to a lot of people saying the word "Heresy" and linking to rumble gifs, but it gets the point across.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

A space trucker, miner, kamikaze pilot? Welcome HOME! Welcome to TEST!

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

Welcome to Test!

 

[Grimbli]

Grimbli, you've been spending too much time in the ADI certification thread lol

Welcome to TEST @Halesh ! I'll trade you all of my Captain Morgan's for your Jack Daniel any day of the week.

Hop on Discord and say hi, but be aware that we maintain a strict "no heresy" policy on there and will purge you if needed. Of course the purging is mostly limited to a lot of people saying the word "Heresy" and linking to rumble gifs, but it gets the point across.

I know, I need to stop hopping on there or I'm going to fry my brain thinking about it.

 

[hardroc77]

Welcome aboard Halesh, glad to have you with us.

 

[Grimbli]

I am hoping to be a space trucker, miner, kamikaze pilot, or even a crash test dummy in the Verse.

I'm a trucker in real life, I'm hoping to blow things up and then grab them for myself

 

[WarrenPeace]

Space trucking is one of my most eagerly awaited parts of the game. Welcome to TEST!

 

[Blind Owl]

So many words. Capt. Morgan and Jack were friends of mine as well. Now they hurt me. ;)
May your beer be cold, your floating lawn chain untethered, and ummmm...
Words.
I forgot them.
Welcome to TEST

 

[Halesh]

Thank you for the warm welcome, and the cold beer.

More words, gums flapping together, oh and some words......

HAIL GLORIOUS LEADER

Beer?

 

[CosmicTrader]

Welcome to TEST SQUADRON.