Blotting Out the Sun Feature [Confirmed]!

Han Burgundy

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. Or, like @Han Burgundy said, it could be time dilation so I can drink between shots which probably wouldn't help my combat effectiveness.
Drinking isn't for combat effectiveness! Its for combat recklessness! I'm sure you'd kill a lot more enemies if you just crash into more shit. Straight probability, yo.
 

Han Burgundy

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Beer makes the crash go more better!
It's science.
Fun fact: It has been scientifically proven that drunk drivers have a higher critical crash survival rate than sober drivers/passengers. The alcohol slows their reaction and loosens them up so they flow more naturally with the impact, avoiding neck and spinal injuries (oddly enough) So drinking and flying is a SAFETY precaution. (But drinking and DRIVING is still for dillholes. Nobody be a dillhole.)
 
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Fun fact: It has been scientifically proven that drunk drivers have a higher critical crash survival rate than sober drivers/passengers. The alcohol slows their reaction and loosens them up so they flow more naturally with the impact, avoiding neck and spinal injuries (oddly enough) So drinking and flying is a SAFETY precaution. (But drinking and DRIVING is still for dillholes. Nobody be a dillhole.)
Is thar why I never get seriously hurt when I fall out of my computer chair? Makes sense now. ;)

And yes, drinking and driving is for idiots. I second that to the nth degree.
 
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