As a proud member of the black flag(s?), I really want somebody to tell me what to do.
Just so I can tell them where exactly they can shove their orders.
Yar har fiddle de fuckin dee.
Except Montoya. He's cool in my book.
With your introduction I thought this was a cheeky bio for some group of Testies that want to be really nice people. Or something.
Reading on I once again realized. yep, I'm in TEST.