Apparently nobody wants to ride my StarFarer taxi. I just wanted to get good at landing and taking things places :( I need Cargo.
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal From The Friggin' Moon
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Do you think anyone has ever shouted "Let's rock!" before picking up a Pan flute?
2.4.1 is a netcode update! PRAISE MONTOYA!
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
Test is BEST, goddammit. BEST I SAY!
I hope 2.4 drops before I can buy my first REAL space ship....
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear...
You ever find yourself wanting to kick a mime into a helicopter blade? I do. All the time...
2.4 is taking a while. Hmm....Planets? Planets. The leaks have been an elaborate ruse. Also everyone gets a hand-job and $15 to applebees
What's black & white & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.
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What's black & blue & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.
Wanna hear a cool story about a Carrack cruiser's adventure? Of course you do! Come on down and TEST that literacy of yours! (Mine as well)
Working on my next short story. This time it's about the Carrack! A man can dream...
All aboard the Extortion-farer! Toot Toot! ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!! oh...too late. It went up another hundred....ALL ABOARD!
Gonna paint that Starfarer Yellow. GET ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! HonkHonk!
Hangover burps into your own helmet while eva must suck...
What is up? In space, that word is meaningless. "Sup", on the other hand, is another case entirely...
Never trust a fart in Tijuana....
Ever taken a dump so big that you got worried you'd have to pay child support?
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