Han Burgundy

Han Burgundy · Jun 15, 2016

Test is BEST, goddammit. BEST I SAY!

Han Burgundy · Jun 6, 2016

I hope 2.4 drops before I can buy my first REAL space ship....

Han Burgundy · Jun 3, 2016

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear...

Han Burgundy · May 25, 2016

You ever find yourself wanting to kick a mime into a helicopter blade? I do. All the time...

Han Burgundy · May 19, 2016

2.4 is taking a while. Hmm....Planets? Planets. The leaks have been an elaborate ruse. Also everyone gets a hand-job and $15 to applebees

Han Burgundy · May 17, 2016

What's black & white & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.

Han Burgundy · May 17, 2016

Han Burgundy · May 17, 2016

What's black & blue & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.

Han Burgundy · Apr 8, 2016

Wanna hear a cool story about a Carrack cruiser's adventure? Of course you do! Come on down and TEST that literacy of yours! (Mine as well)

Han Burgundy · Apr 7, 2016

Working on my next short story. This time it's about the Carrack! A man can dream...

Han Burgundy · Mar 25, 2016

All aboard the Extortion-farer! Toot Toot! ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!! oh...too late. It went up another hundred....ALL ABOARD!

Han Burgundy · Mar 22, 2016

Gonna paint that Starfarer Yellow. GET ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! HonkHonk!

Han Burgundy · Mar 17, 2016

Hangover burps into your own helmet while eva must suck...

Han Burgundy · Mar 16, 2016

What is up? In space, that word is meaningless. "Sup", on the other hand, is another case entirely...

Han Burgundy · Mar 10, 2016

Never trust a fart in Tijuana....

Han Burgundy · Mar 8, 2016

Ever taken a dump so big that you got worried you'd have to pay child support?

Han Burgundy · Feb 26, 2016

Whiskey inbound!

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