I DEMAND MORE AND FASTER SNOW!
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal From The Friggin' Moon
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Read a Star Citizen book, folks! Vote for The Aimless Expedition for next month's book club pick! Do it.
GIB 3.3!
Remember CitCon attendees; Always fly with a rubber (Seat belts optional)
Holy tits, they found the Tot! More at 11...
I like to spend my Sundays at the church, trying to talk the young nuns out of their dark habits...
Pssst....Hey kid. Want some Carrack?
https://storiesbyleland.blog/2018/06/07/legends-of-the-verse-the-aimless-expedition/
First one's always free...
Any and all complaints are to be submitted in the form of a Molotov cocktail. Written responses will be discarded.
Thank you
SCUM is pretty awesome once you learn what the hell you are doing. *I pooped on a dining room table.* 5/7 would play again.
Coming soon: Han Burgundy's PREMIUM naked ballet livestream. Only $99.95! Reserve your digital ticket NOW!!!!
Tits on fish; The new hottness, or just your uncle Randy's new fetish? Find out at 11...
New thoughts since installing Tinder: Does my dick come with LTI?
ReAdinG iz fur nerdz!
She touched my peppy, Steve...
Does a spy have to KNOW that they're a spy in order to be a spy?
WE DEMAND CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
The Cult of Black & Yolo
Man....we need to organize crew-up nights. Multicrew is actually effective now!
The MODs on Spectrum can blow me...
Need ideas: Buying a house with a kickass treehouse out back. What should I do with it? I'm thinking solar-powered kegerator. -
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