Recent content by SoloFlyer

What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

It's also possible that you now have extra mystery wires and doodads in your junk drawer.

I used to have a job at a recycling plant crushing cans. I had to quit because it was soda pressing.

Hey, what happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks! I'll never part with it!

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.

But will there be a dwarf/elf ship going on?

Nothing new under the sun. My GF and I met in a chat community based around VRML (virtual reality modeling language) over 20 years ago

Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast

Cat mods?

One might even say he didn't go far enough. Only half? Take a look at the graph and look how quickly that'll come back on Earth

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out standing in his field

Why did the farmer consider starting a music career after a bad harvest? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

My profile pic should indicate which one I preferred.

Why do cows have hoofs instead of feet? Because they lactose Why do milking stools have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder