Eggs
- Thread starter Yex
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Eat dem baby chickenses mm mm mm
I lived in Glasgow briefly when I was a wee lad.
I do like myself a nice Scotch egg!
I do like myself a nice Scotch egg!
Scotch eggs are not bad, but I find the ratio of sausage to egg a bit off for my taste
So yaes whunt soam 'o yon gud stuff...?
Aye, I cain huk yaes up wae half 'o dozen but yae goan tae be handlin' coastums yae ken?
Nae be eatin' em 'a wun go, tho. Yae keech'll back oop fer a week.
Aye, I cain huk yaes up wae half 'o dozen but yae goan tae be handlin' coastums yae ken?
Nae be eatin' em 'a wun go, tho. Yae keech'll back oop fer a week.
Ma father wis gaun'ae school i glasgow an the whole family wis thare an aw.
To translate for our Golf of America friends;
"Yes, after my Dad had me & my siblings at 8 years old. He continued with school until he was 14 and then began work in the local factory, he quickly rose to foreman at the age of 16. That's where the whole family worked, tis the glaswegian way. Rangerrsss raaa"
Such an elegant language so efficient.
Och aye, ma da wi' fre tha' way, Lead Hills, yae ken it?
When after 30 years of learning and 20 years of watching like 8 hours of content in English every single day, you Think you know the language well enough.
Then this comes along lol
Then this comes along lol
I think this is a partial translation
Oh, yes. My dad [something something something] you know?
Guesstimate….oh yeah? My dad from the Lead Hills, do you know him?
I do think you all missed the real scandal in the picture above.
Scottish eggs.
Only sold in scottish shops.
Probably to scottish people that can prove their pedigree with proper scottish papers.
AND IT'S GOT A BRITISH SEAL OF APPROVAL!
"British Lion Quality" came out a breavehearted scottish chicken's arse?
Dè tha air tachairt don t-saoghal?
Scottish eggs.
Only sold in scottish shops.
Probably to scottish people that can prove their pedigree with proper scottish papers.
AND IT'S GOT A BRITISH SEAL OF APPROVAL!
"British Lion Quality" came out a breavehearted scottish chicken's arse?
Dè tha air tachairt don t-saoghal?
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Love a bit of street philosopher Rab C Nesbitt. The most absurdist it got was when Rab started hallucinating the raving heebie-jeebies off of the drink:
The most English thing you can do is just show up in someone else's house and go; this is mine now.
Stick a wee flag in the window.
Then never leave.
Pretty much heritage at this point
That's called "2025"
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"Send him victorious, happy and Glorious"... wait... Glorious...? As in Glorious Leader...? Well, we've never seen the two of them in the same room, it's not outside of the realm of possibility that Montoya really is the King of the UK.And thus the Commonwealth was born.
God shave the King!