Han Burgundy Jun 7, 2018 I will be releasing my Star Citizen book, The Aimless Expedition, on FRIDAY. Keep an eye out for it and help me give it the TESTie bump!
I will be releasing my Star Citizen book, The Aimless Expedition, on FRIDAY. Keep an eye out for it and help me give it the TESTie bump!
Han Burgundy May 26, 2018 My mind is telling me no, but my body, my BODY....is also advising against it.
Han Burgundy May 10, 2018 Have you ever wondered what a porno directed by M. Night Shyamalan would be like?
Han Burgundy Apr 26, 2018 Being a space taxi is a whole lot less stressful if you have a security officer to protect you from the murderhobos...
Being a space taxi is a whole lot less stressful if you have a security officer to protect you from the murderhobos...
Han Burgundy Apr 18, 2018 Met up with some randos and flew around for over 2 hrs at a solid 35 FPS. I am in love with this goddamn game.
Met up with some randos and flew around for over 2 hrs at a solid 35 FPS. I am in love with this goddamn game.
Han Burgundy Apr 5, 2018 If your Tinder date orders her steak well-done, you're legally allowed to spin-kick them off a dock, right?
If your Tinder date orders her steak well-done, you're legally allowed to spin-kick them off a dock, right?
Han Burgundy Mar 27, 2018 I got a fancy top hat and monocle. Ooooh! Be jealous, peasants! (Also horrified to see it in my inventory)
I got a fancy top hat and monocle. Ooooh! Be jealous, peasants! (Also horrified to see it in my inventory)
Han Burgundy Feb 23, 2018 IF you ever feel useless, just remember: It was someone's actual job at one point to port Microsoft Edge to Android. Nobody is more useless
IF you ever feel useless, just remember: It was someone's actual job at one point to port Microsoft Edge to Android. Nobody is more useless
Han Burgundy Feb 12, 2018 All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for grown men to watch my little pony with their pants around their ankles.
All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for grown men to watch my little pony with their pants around their ankles.
Han Burgundy Feb 4, 2018 I hear that @Zapp Brannigan carries the doomsday virus that will soon smite us all...