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  1. Han Burgundy

    The way Star Wars should go

    I would really like them to do a project that delves into R2D2's lesbian past. Give me a six episode arc on how R2's girlfriend on Naboo (A saucy young Gonk droid) is pushing to move in with her after only three dates. Give me the story of how Mace Windu survived the fall from the window and was...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Polaris is in Erkul

    Remember that the Polaris is supposed to be more of a patrol boat than anything. The big stick it carries around is its torpedoes (Size 9 or otherwise). Turrets onboard are primarily for point-defense and fighter screens, and the rate-of-fire on 4 weapons saturates the sky a lot better than two...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Imperial Scum

  4. Han Burgundy

    Imperial Scum

  5. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    While you FOOLS sit here debating semantics, we have a toxic nuclear site breeding creatures that are well on their way to becoming the downfall of our civilization! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Source:
  6. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    Oh god. He's on one again. Siri, navigate me to the nearest tall bridge with short railing, please. Quickest route. Thanks.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Which will be your home system?

    Operation Pitchfork!
  8. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    The endpoint of your philosophy:
  9. Han Burgundy

    Which will be your home system?

    I shall call the space between spaces my home. After all, a Merchantman makes for a fine mobile base and a rolling stone shall gather no moss. I can diversify my assets, keeping different materials in different systems to hedge my bets against a single raid being able to bankrupt me. Home, for...
  10. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    "ShadowReaper",(dorky screen name btw. Super HIGH-Speed LOW-Drag. I bet you're a REAL hit with the ladies) The fact that YOUR sources don't jive with ANY OTHER SOURCES does not mean the rest of the world is lying. It means that you are an impressionable goober who has the critical thinking...
  11. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!
  12. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    Of COURSE this guy posts Prager U videos. Jesus H. You are a parody unto yourself.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Don’t EVER say that name!

    I would pay money to watch Michael Keaton take his morning coffee shit, the talented son of a bitch, so you KNOW I'm hitting the midnight release of this one.
  14. Han Burgundy

    Disney fails to have discrimination lawsuit dismissed

    Remember when Lando Calrissian was the only black guy in the galaxy? Is...Is that what folks mean when they want to "Make StarWars Great Again"? Will nobody think of the poor downtrodden whites?!
  15. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    You're talkin' to the wind, dipshit. Gotta love how the over-opinionated baby cries bullying when you feel yourself losing the conversation. Evidence: Look how many people have interacted with the 43 videos you've posted in this thread. We aren't interested. Go outside.
  16. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

  17. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    Stalking? STALKING?! Hahahaha what a precious wittle snowflake. Block me or don't, brochacho. That's why its a feature. I will always be here living rent-free in your head. Protecting our forums from great "thinkers" like yourself. I'm basically Batman without an affinity for putting little boys...
  18. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

  19. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    Your posts: WHACK Your opinions: WHACK Your sources: WHACK Your demeanor: WHACK You're the kinda guy who farts in an elevator and blames it on the only other occupant. You're the kind of guy that pays with pennies in the express lane. You're the kind of guy that calls people "Urban". You're the...
  20. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    Nobody is talking about Gnosticism except you, you gargantuan dork. The only reason I ever speak up is for the sake of the forum. I Don't want visitors coming here thinking it is some Right-Wing Anti-Woke echo chamber. And if you STILL don't know what I am talking about when I bring up feminism...
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