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Impressive, most impressive! You don't have cats, I see.

*Spit* *DING* ....Parts'r cheaper than a new rig, 'specially if you already own it outright.

Five years with you clowns?! ....What the hell am I doing with my life?

I have been enjoying using my Mantis blades to dice unsuspecting chooms into neat slices of gonklet

I wouldnt mind going around with MaxTec to smoke some gonk chooms who're askin' for it.

Good freakin' riddance. Now that the previous trip around the sun has ended, everything will return to awesome again...Right?.....Right, guys?.....Wait...wh-....why does my calendar say December 32nd?! Oh....oh god. THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! WE'RE DOOMED!

Much appreciated! Aint no shame in that game.....unless you read it while pooping with the door open...on a full tour bus. Dominance? Yes. Shame? Nah. Felony? Very probably. Enjoy!

Thanks for taking the time to read it! I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am nearly halfway done with part 2: Stranger's War So keep an eye out sometime next year!

Seatbelts make it harder to reach the mixers and bendy straws. Utterly useless.

Welcome to the pile! Please keep your tray tables locked into whatever position you feel like, because nobody will survive the landing anyways 🍻

BRB Going to 2077 to find the Star Citizen release date. I'll let you know what I find!

I think I'm a tad behind on my fitness and genetic modification routine to use the power axe just yet. I was thinking more of a hatchet and methy energy

AND MY AXE!!

This is the way.

Our Auroras shall blot out the sun. This is the way.

By the time 2023 rolls around, the BMM will end up being released as a whacky-flailing-inflatable-arm-flailing-tubeman on a unicycle with 4 SCU and LTI for the sake of fitting on a small pad. Set in stone, your SCU is not. If they want to keep the silhouette similar at all to the concept, think...

I can smuggle, hunt, heal, mine, sell, and cruise. I think I'm set...for now.