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  1. Han Burgundy

    It's just allergies, baby, I swear!

    It's just allergies, baby, I swear!
  2. Han Burgundy

    Have you used said megaphone to read passages of Fifty Shades of Gray to them at 6:30 in the...

    Have you used said megaphone to read passages of Fifty Shades of Gray to them at 6:30 in the morning? That'll get em goin...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Carrack should be out soon. Its in the latest 3.8.2 game files

    No, but I DO keep the elephant gun you suggested onhand....just in case.
  4. Han Burgundy

    Carrack should be out soon. Its in the latest 3.8.2 game files

    Nah, man. I don't think they were hers. They're definitely mypes if they're anyone's
  5. Han Burgundy

    Carrack should be out soon. Its in the latest 3.8.2 game files

    She is close....I feel it in my loins!
  6. Han Burgundy

    Need to board the Carrack hype train? I know I did...YEARS ago. That's why I wrote that book...

    Need to board the Carrack hype train? I know I did...YEARS ago. That's why I wrote that book starring one. Get your fix!: https://storiesbyleland.blog/2018/06/07/legends-of-the-verse-the-aimless-expedition/
  7. Han Burgundy

    What are your thoughts on this whole prison gameplay loop?

    I'm holding my judgement for additional news on the SCU capacity of our character's butthole. If I cant keester a good half-scu, it'll devastate my immersion.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Virpil Base Decision. Go for Gold or save the $$?

    Food for thought: Here is the proof-of-concept run on the custom mounts for my Virpil Setup. Pretty damn solid and I can quick swap them out for FPS. At the end of the day, you can really make anything work well with a little ingenuity. Only variable is how much cash you want to sink into...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Hello!

    ONE OF US!
  10. Han Burgundy

    3.8.1 is live! Get to discord and bask in the glory of medical beds

    So this means we can basically go fly an 890 somewhere then run CQB practice inside it with live rounds for as long as we please? Oh man, sign me up.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Cyberpunk release date pushed back

    This is the way...
  12. Han Burgundy

    What do you think survival mechanics will be like?

    *Hold F to Select Fire mode: -Fiber Missile -Spackle Charge -Froyo
  13. Han Burgundy

    What do you think survival mechanics will be like?

    I, for one, can't wait to have emergent gameplay opportunities such as shitting my pants while vaulting over a box during a gunfight because I was foolish enough to eat a three-day-old TorpedoBurrito. Talk about immersion.
  14. Han Burgundy

    Been here four years, eh? Damn. Still waiting on that FRIGGIN Redeemer...Soon, my sweet....SOON.

    Been here four years, eh? Damn. Still waiting on that FRIGGIN Redeemer...Soon, my sweet....SOON.
  15. Han Burgundy

    H O L Y C R A P O L A

    1: Didn't know Star Citizen had a nudity mod 2: REALLY didn't need to know that ALL of the Vanduul anatomy is accounted for 3: Bishop thicc
  16. Han Burgundy

    Another one of those "You have 3 ships thread"

    1: (Fighter) Redeemer 2: (Daily Driver) Constellation Andromeda 3:($$) Banu Merchantman I actually own this lineup and now I am poor. 10/10: Would poor again. Food, after all, is for complainers who refuse to just man up and photosynthesize.
  17. Han Burgundy

    If you are fifty years old...

    There's only one explanation for the Earth's rotation slowing down: Moon Nazis.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Ares Q&A posted

    I'm going to buy one of each variant and name them Brrrrrrt and Ernie.
  19. Han Burgundy

    We've all achieved yet another lap around Sol. Lets all drink about it!

    We've all achieved yet another lap around Sol. Lets all drink about it!
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