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  1. Han Burgundy

    Is it Mr. O'Mutt or mromutt?

    It's pronounced "Sexual Chocolate"
  2. Han Burgundy

    Need help identifying this beauty

    That is an antique carved whalebone self-pleasure device from the late Ming Dynasty. Ancient astronaut theorists believe that these devices were used to communicate with galactic leaders who sought extra mayonnaise on their sandwiches.
  3. Han Burgundy

    I'm New! -DrewTheShamu

    Drewshamu, I've come to bargain...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Move Sixteen Ton

    Great work! You brought the anxiety of mining to life quite spectacularly!
  5. Han Burgundy

    Melt your VOYAGER - DIRECT to UEC..

    Okay...so now that I have a shit ton of UEC, how do I turn that into a Cyclone? I only see USD in the currency dropdown
  6. Han Burgundy

    Man....we need to organize crew-up nights. Multicrew is actually effective now!

    Man....we need to organize crew-up nights. Multicrew is actually effective now!
  7. Han Burgundy

    In Mesopotamia (ancient Iraq), early evidence of beer is a 3900-year-old Sumerian poem honoring...

    In Mesopotamia (ancient Iraq), early evidence of beer is a 3900-year-old Sumerian poem honoring Ninkasi, the patron goddess of brewing, which contains the oldest surviving beer recipe, describing the production of beer from barley via bread.
  8. Han Burgundy

    IM BACK!

    Hey, cool. 10x faster than my "premium" Charter connection. Gotta love American ISPs.
  9. Han Burgundy

    The Awakening....

    My god, it has begun! The Awakening is upon us! The Great White North is descending to end the colonys' little experiment! The end is nigh!!! REPENT! WE'RE SORRY!!!
  10. Han Burgundy

    The MODs on Spectrum can blow me...

    The MODs on Spectrum can blow me...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Need ideas: Buying a house with a kickass treehouse out back. What should I do with it? I'm...

    Need ideas: Buying a house with a kickass treehouse out back. What should I do with it? I'm thinking solar-powered kegerator.
  12. Han Burgundy

    A rant in general about the Official Starcitizen Forums.

    Dig deep. Feel the poverty run through you. That's why poor folk (Read: Drake owners) have such a strict diet of vending machine noodles. Big Benny's = Chocolate rain THEREFORE (f = Force of Chocolate rain\ Shower Grate) (F = Force of High-fiber dook\ Shower Grate) fx < Fx
  13. Han Burgundy

    A rant in general about the Official Starcitizen Forums.

    You ain't never heard of Sketti dancin'? Its where yah shit in the shower and stomp it down through the drain, makin shit sketti. That there is cost effective.
  14. Han Burgundy

    Anyone get a chance to read my book? Whaddaya think?

    Anyone get a chance to read my book? Whaddaya think?
  15. Han Burgundy

    RAM question.

    I would say either the Louisiana purchase, or Carlos Mencia's latest standup special. But that would all hinge on the windspeed of the ice-train (obviously) So you just won't know until you try. Does anyone else smell toast?
  16. Han Burgundy

    Test Squrdron Faction Fallout 76?

    Man, I've got SO many ideas! Idea #1: Drink some beer
  17. Han Burgundy

    Brother's computer stuck at BIOS screen, can't enter BIOS.

    Have you tried kicking it really hard and insulting its mother?
  18. Han Burgundy

    New fallout game trailer! Fallout 76! and Bethesda presentation!

    It's not just games. Look at all artistic depictions of the future from the past 20 years. We as a society are fixated on dystopias because that is where we feel our world is headed. We lack hope for our future. For example, in CyberPunk the world is run by mega-corporations that monitor every...
  19. Han Burgundy

    New fallout game trailer! Fallout 76! and Bethesda presentation!

    Will I get to threaten other players while my jiblets flop around like in Rust? Because this game will just devolve into a psychopath simulator if people are given enough freedom.
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